Jan 15 2010Pregnancy Self-Help Book Becoming Romantic-Comedy Pregnant with Couples
Because the upcoming overstuffed romantic-comedy Valentine's Day just doesn't have quite enough leads with the half-dozen or so couples stuffed into its romance cavity, Lionsgate has acquired the feature rights to What To Expect When You're Expecting, and plans to develop it into a comedy depicting "the relationships of seven couples as they experience the thrills, terrors, surprises, aches, and pains of preparing for parenthood."
Nine-months-pregnant (relevant womb information!) Heather Hach--the screenwriter of the latest Freaky Friday adaptation, who, oof, is currently working on an imaginative sequel she dreamed up, Freaky Monday--has been signed to draft the screenplay.
As for the casting, nothing has been announced, but how about:
Drew Barrymore, Josh Duhamel, that woman with the high pitched-voice from Will & Grace, Alan Alda, Uma Thurman, Amanda Seyfried, Will Arnett, a black couple of which only one will be at all a notable name (LL Cool J?), Luke Wilson, Katherine Heigl, Vince Vaughn, someone from Sex and the City, Bradley Cooper (obviously), Cameron Diaz, Gerard Butler, Jennifer Aniston, Patrick Dempsey, Jennifer Garner, Hugh Grant/Colin Firth (either/both), and a dog couple for comic relief? That seems like just the mixture of bloated rom-com mainstays and people-who-you-don't-really-expect-but-could-easily-see-sinking-to-this for surefire forgettable success! Just draw the names from a hat to couple them together; any non-traditional age/sex combinations will be mistaken for thought-out representation of the diversity of modern couples.

Reader Comments
1. bribios - January 15, 2010 6:39 PM
Hopefully I won't have a girlfriend when this comes out, so I won't have to see this garbage. If I maintain my diet of "Lucky Chinese Meat Product" and milk enema porn, this shouldn't be a problem.
2. Fiona - January 15, 2010 8:10 PM
"Pregnant with Couples." Hahahahaha... right on.
3. Meatpuppet - January 15, 2010 8:34 PM
I hate that your vague generalizations are almost always correct. I hate the world and it's rampant predictability.
If it has Bradley Cooper in it, I'll see it for the lulz.
4. Beatnik - January 15, 2010 10:18 PM
I have a phone book lying around somewhere. Maybe that could be a movie next.
5. boxerthehorse - January 16, 2010 10:49 AM
Talking about this will only make it stronger......
6. Emily - January 16, 2010 11:34 AM
There is nothing that disgusts me more than:
a) Romantic comedies
and
b) The process of pregnancy and childbirth.
This movie is literally my worst nightmare.
7. IHeartROMCOM - January 16, 2010 3:48 PM
If it has Bradley Cooper in it, I'll see it for the lulz.
Yeah you will.
8. Remegy - January 17, 2010 5:58 AM
This is undeniable proof that Hollywood has officially run out ideas... maybe they'll make a movie about the Math Quest textbooks next.
9. Hank - January 17, 2010 10:57 PM
Emily- tell me you aren't a chick?
10. mitch - January 18, 2010 5:23 PM
You forgot Matthew McConaughey and Sandra Bullock.
11. Nate - January 19, 2010 9:29 AM
Where is the IWS writer at??!?!? I hope you arent dead I need my fix
12. Ewwww - January 19, 2010 8:10 PM
They should instead make a movie based on the parody book "What to Expect When You're Expected," written by one of the Daily Show writers as a self-help guide to fetuses.
13. Emily - January 20, 2010 9:26 PM
Hank -- I am indeed a female.
14. proximity switches - January 22, 2010 2:50 AM
is this really that bad? emily