'Piranha 3-D' Teaser: Some Sort of Miniature Sharks Are in the Water!
January 20, 2010 Comments
Piranha 3-D: It's Jaws, but with Piranha. And in 3-D, like Jaws 3-D. And instead of Roy Scheider, we've got Elisabeth Shue. And instead of Quint, we've got Christopher Lloyd, Jerry O'Connell, and Eli Roth, playing "Wet t-shirt contest emcee." But as you can see above, Richard Dreyfuss is still there, so it should all work out just fine.
Here's the professionally bootlegged teaser trailer:
Not to be harsh, but the jet ski guy going underwater and not coming up a skeleton still riding a jet ski is probably the most disappointing moment in the history of film.