Well, the Golden Globes are coming up this Sunday, and once again, when we see a dapper Morgan Freeman saunter down the red carpet, his freckles glistening in the camera flashes, we'll be confronted with the somber fact that we did not personally dress the frequent narrator and co-star of The Bucket List in our choice of fashions.
OR WILL WE??? Thanks to Super Dress-Up Morgan Freeman, this year I will be dressing up Morgan Freeman. Or at least dressing up an odd vector drawing of Morgan Freeman with a strangely luminescent face. Still, should ease some of the annual pain of not getting to decide what jacket actual Morgan Freeman wears to the Golden Globes. At least until the Oscars role around, and I have to deal with the knowledge my opinion was tragically ignored in choosing Jackie Chan's garb.
In director Joseph Kosinski's ambitious-looking follow-up to TRON Legacy, Oblivion, a war has ravaged the world and the people of Earth have evacuated. Everyone except sports-loving repairman Tom Cruise, that is. He's been left behind, there to recount athletic events and repai... / Continue →
Ready to watch Jesse Eisenberg become a smug little shit of a millionaire again? Then continue on to the trailer for Now You See Me, starring Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher, and Dave Franco as a team of magicians who somehow use their Vegas stage show as a front for si... / Continue →
Remember when Morgan Freeman, Michael Douglas, Robert De Niro, and Kevin Kline won Academy Awards? Remember when De Niro used to be able to almost form an actual smile, and looked slightly less like he was waiting to be spoon-fed his mush? Well, forget all that, because now tho... / Continue →