Marking the first time in the festival's history that it will begin with a little girl murdering a bunch of dudes, SXSW will show Matthew Vaughn's Kick-Ass opening night. If you plan on attending, know this is technically not the premiere--it screened last year for another riled-up crowd--so your chance at being the first to say, "The title is correct! This film was KICK... ASS!," is probably already shot. You could still probably be the first to arbitrarily take your shirt off and scream, "I'm gonna cut up all your stupid faces," though.