Four Brothers ...and a Baby (Brother)!
Hey, remember Four Brothers, that 2005 movie where Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, 1/2 OutKast, and another guy played non-biological brothers hunting down their foster mom's murderer? No? Well, it happened, and Paramount is now at work planning an inexplicable sequel sure to please all those die-hard Four Brothers fans. Guess what it's called! Why, yes, it is going to be called Five Brothers! Good guess. That's one more brother! (Actually--Four Brothers spoiler!--it's two new brothers, because one already died in the first movie.) So many brothers! So fraternally extreme! I can't wait! No one can wait. Everyone is freaking out.
Still no word on how the Jake Gyllenhaal/Tobey Maguire drama Brothers and the tiger-cubs-reunited family adventure Two Brothers will be tied in with this vengeance storyline when they finally get around to making Three Brothers.