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'Chloe' Trailer: Amanda Seyfried Decides To Be Naked Now

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Sure, you've seen Mean Girls, but have you seen the Mean Girl who wasn't Rachel McAdams or Party of Five naked, giving Liam Neeson greenhouse head, being a lesbian with Julianne Moore, and imitating scenes from The 400 Blows? Of course you haven't, because that particular sexy cocktail only decided to start existing with this trailer for Chloe:

I feel like this trailer's entire goal is to get 7th grade boys to convince their moms to rent this for them so they can skip to the four scenes with sex and nudity.

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