Dec 16 2009The Fakest Real Movie Yet
Either Jennifer Aniston or Gerard Butler is a bounty hunter who catches the other, then they fall in love as the one is bringing the other to justice! Or, if you don't like that, how about Ryan Reynolds is a jewel thief being pursued by detective Drew Barrymore? No? OK, how about Jennifer Garner has to date Seth Rogen for a million-dollar bet, but ends up actually falling in love with him? I've got more!
Reader Comments
1. therapist - December 16, 2009 3:58 PM
Having Jennifer handcuffed to me is a bad idea....just saying
2. Ryan Smith - December 16, 2009 4:29 PM
ya i'd rape her
3. cappadocius - December 16, 2009 4:43 PM
Man, what the hell are up with those handcuffs? They don't make handcuffs that are handcuffs on one side and a stylish bracelet on the other. I swear to God, when SA goons and /b/-tards are better at Photoshoppery than professional Hollywood movie poster designers...
4. NOT just sayin'... - December 16, 2009 5:10 PM
nice fucking ass/hips whore
5. royaltee - December 16, 2009 5:35 PM
You had me at "from the director of Hitch"
6. DeathSanras - December 16, 2009 6:03 PM
Looks like they Skimmed through issue one of SCUD The Disposable Assassin, and tried to lift the plot.
7. Remegy - December 16, 2009 7:04 PM
Hasn't the 'stuck-with-the-person-you-least-like-with-a-pair-of-handcuffs-for-a-long-drawn-out-amount-of-time-before-they-start-to-put-aside-their-differences-following-with-someone-coincidentally-finding-the-key' cliche been done already in like, i don't know EVERY FUCKING SITCOM EVER MADE!!!!
I'm sure there's even a 'Friends' episode similar to this...
8. JT - December 16, 2009 7:43 PM
I liked this movie a little better when it was called Chasers. It got worse in the sequel with J.Lo and George Clooney. Now this??? Ugghh. I'll wait for the inevitable upcoming one with the brunette from High School Musical and the wolf boy from Twilight. Then there should at least be a little porn action.
9. Great White Pygmy - December 16, 2009 10:12 PM
Didn't they make this movie already with Dinero and Groden?
10. The Pope - December 16, 2009 11:17 PM
Horrible. But at least they put the right names under their pictures. There's no excuse for not having them match up.
And JT (From "Step by Step"?), "Out of Sight" was cool.
11. frank - December 16, 2009 11:27 PM
Man are those some garish, ugly colors. It looks like a bad print job. Also, nice random light bloom. Is there a second sun behind them, or what?
12. jrock - December 16, 2009 11:42 PM
They were shooting this in Astoria, its Gerard Butler bringing in Jennifer Aniston in a madcap lovey comedy sort of way. Or at least that's what they'd have us to believe.
13. RobD - December 17, 2009 2:16 AM
wow what a horrible photoshop job and rachel