Dec 16 2009Someone Made a Morgan Freeman Chain of Command
I don't know who originally made this, but if we ever get stuck on a world composed entirely of Morgan Freemans (perhaps a Sliders scenario), this is the order of things, alright Morgan Freemans? Sorry, Driver Morgan Freeman, but it turns out you're lower than Prisoner Morgan Freeman.
(Thanks Edd and Matt)
Reader Comments
1. FDSY - December 16, 2009 12:29 PM
In this universe, a Freemanverse if you will, tell me. Are all things there in NARRATED by Morgan Freeman?
2. Mattzilla - December 16, 2009 12:36 PM
gotdamn!
i love his eyebrows in dreamcatcher, i can touch them from here
basically no matter what level youre at in any ranking system in any walk of life:
YOU ARE FREEMAN'S BITCH
3. MarsHottentot - December 16, 2009 12:40 PM
Top of Chain: EASY READER - C'mon!
4. Justin - December 16, 2009 12:42 PM
what about lucious fox, as batman's main guy. i think he should be there. also, sloan, the baddest badass who created the fraternity of "ass""ass"ins.
5. rumble grumble gurgle roar - December 16, 2009 1:38 PM
they forgot his role as dracula on the electric company.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp0-yDJAtWQ
6. Randy - December 16, 2009 2:41 PM
inmate above freed slave and driver?
7. The Pope - December 16, 2009 5:44 PM
Looking at this kind of makes me want to see a movie where Morgan Freeman plays every role.
Doing this was probably easier than figuring out how to put his relationship with his step-granddaughter into a family tree.
8. jaime - December 16, 2009 6:05 PM
a) excellent!
b) robin hood's sidekick definitely deserves to come before pimp and high-school principal...
9. Hey You Guys!!!!!!!! - December 16, 2009 10:04 PM
What about his role as the wise old black man? Oh, wait, that's every role he's ever played. On a side note, who do you think will fill in the vacuum for Morgan as the go-to wise old black man when all the knowledge of the universe is his and he ascends to Heaven with Portier and Earl Jones in tow?
10. LC - December 16, 2009 10:27 PM
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
And I've seen boobs! Real ones!
11. The Pope - December 16, 2009 11:04 PM
#9, Danny Glover made a play for that honor by playing the President in "2012", but he's about the same age as Freeman.
The thing is, nobody noticed Morgan until he was old. He was just kind of....there. Then you'd start remembering other stuff you'd seen him in previously.
12. Jitendra - December 17, 2009 3:50 AM
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13. Matt - December 17, 2009 6:24 PM
So...where the hell is Lucius Fox in this?
14. Pablo - December 18, 2009 10:38 AM
Probably Lucius Fox is somewhere near god (he created the batmobile for christ's sake!!). I also believe that being robin hood's sidekick is way more important than being a high school principal.
15. joebafett - December 23, 2009 9:58 PM
you also forgot 'Vincent the Vegetable Vampire" search it, you tube
16. Duke Steele - December 27, 2009 12:47 PM
You forgot the Electric Company.
17. adjustable beds - January 27, 2010 5:20 AM
I believe that being robin hood's sidekick is way more important than being a high school principal.
Looking at this makes me want to film Morgan Freeman, who plays the role of all to see.
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It is very witty, original and interesting. The thing is that I don't like the actor. I would like to see the same with Brad Pitt, for example:) From a vampire to death himself...
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Looking at this kind of makes me want to see a movie where Morgan Freeman plays every role.
22. Pet Supplies - March 13, 2010 6:19 PM
I agree Morgan Freeman is a great actor,
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24. Essay writer - March 24, 2010 7:27 AM
where is a happy vampire in this list?
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Ha, this made me laugh- he's got the best voice in the whole of hollywood, he'd make the greatest grandad ever (although i'm not sure that's an accolade he's appretiate!)
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