Someone Made a Morgan Freeman Chain of Command

December 16, 2009 Comments

I don't know who originally made this, but if we ever get stuck on a world composed entirely of Morgan Freemans (perhaps a Sliders scenario), this is the order of things, alright Morgan Freemans? Sorry, Driver Morgan Freeman, but it turns out you're lower than Prisoner Morgan Freeman.

(Thanks Edd and Matt)

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