Dec 10 2009Quentin Tarantino for Phones, Dogs, and Dog Phones
The Japanese are so far ahead of us with technology. Our speakerphone attachments are decades from also being dogs.
For those with some questions, YouTube commenter's translation below the cut.
15-second:
wife says: "are you really going to go to Tosa?"
husband; dog says: "Yes."
daughter Aya UETO says: "uncle Tara, too?"
Tara says: "I'm Tara-chan."
daughter says: "It's call."
wife says: "It's your wife, Tara."
Tara's wife says: "GO HOME RIGHT NOW!"
Tara says: "I'm so sorry."
husband; dog says: "Are you ok?"
30-second:
Tara says: "I'm Tarantino. xxxxxx"
wife says: "calm down."
Tara says: "all right."
daughter says: "It's call."
Tara's wife says: "Is Tara there?"
wife says: "It's your wife, Tara."
Tara says: "oh."
Tara's wife says: "Is that you, Tara?"
Tara says: "I'm Tara-chan."
Tara's wife says: "GO HOME RIGHT NOW!"
Tara says: "I'm so sorry."
husband; dog says: "Is he ok?"
I'll accept that Tarantino is for some reason a samurai in this household and being berated by his wife about it, but the dog is the family patriarch? That's effed, man.
Reader Comments
1. Josh - December 10, 2009 11:52 AM
Awesome.
2. John - December 10, 2009 12:29 PM
That he refers to himself as Tara-chan is just... freaky. (-chan is a cutsey suffix often reserved for young girls)
3. jaime - December 10, 2009 5:12 PM
i'm sure the -chan suffix is similar to the -kun and -san suffixes from japanese.
4. John - December 10, 2009 6:14 PM
@3 Um. what? :D It is Japanese. It is more or less the female equivalent of -kun(though not set in stone gender specific by any means, like babies = aka-chan, kittens = koneko-chan, etc)
5. the heat - December 11, 2009 1:22 AM
Rockin Prokofiev's Dance of the Knights, motherfuckers!
6. japsn alsoraciststs - December 11, 2009 1:44 AM
WHOA THE JAPANESE R A BUNCH OF NAZISKINHEADS TOO...
LOOK AT THE BLACK DOO (STEVE URKEL).. HES LIKE JUST STANDING THERE LIKE THEIR HOUSESLAVE
MAN THIS IS F'D... IM GOING BACK TO CHINA
7. UGG Schuhe - December 12, 2009 6:55 AM
excellent.
http://www.6inchboot.com/
8. frank - December 12, 2009 5:26 PM
Heh heh, it's like making fun of Tarantino for his otaku fanboyism.
9. homebaked - December 12, 2009 10:56 PM
Tarantino's Japanese accent is so much better than Uma's in Kill Bill. That part wrecks the whole movie for me.