Jennifer Lopez is in LOVE. But--ut oh!--she also has artificially-conceived JLo spawn flygirl-dancing in her womb! (And she can't just get an abortion because it would be really annoying to spend all that money on sperm just to flush...

If watching an underage child say "the 'C' word" and murder some guys is something you would like to see happen before the end of the month, finally giving you a truly fresh start to the new year, here's...

There's nothing crazy about poor pitchfork maintenance; it's just negligent. Always clean your farm tools after use, people. Merry Christmas....

Now he has vocal capabilities, and sounds an awful lot like Owen Wilson. Marmaduke teaser:...

Amongst all the big-budget superhero adaptations in the last decade, there's one obvious element that's been missing: a winged man in barbarian garb wearing a helmet with a beak and holding a mace. Wait, never mind. It turns out...

Your last weekend box office report before Christmas. Print and laminate it for a quick gift. 1. Avatar - $73 million. Pretty impressive considering a massive storm hit the east coast, bringing with it mountains of snow and, somehow,...

How do you pointlessly add eight figures to the cost of an already pointless Marvin the Martian live-action/CGI movie? Make Mike Myers provide the voice! Because Shrek, you know? Says the LA Times: The Marvin picture now also has...

Brittany Murphy, the actress who seemed to be doing so well after Cher gave her that make-over, died yesterday at 32. News vanguard TMZ reports: Brittany Murphy died early this morning after she went into full cardiac arrest and...