Dec 17 2009'Old Dogs' Failure Causes Another Wonderful Casualty

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Just days after Disney canceled the disastrous-sounding Robin Williams comedy Wedding Banned in the wake of Old Dogs' meager box office returns, Variety is reporting another miserable idea is being scrapped. Production on Wild Hogs 2: Bachelor Ride, the old guys on motorcycles sequel that was to be directed by Old Dogs' Walt Becker, has been completely halted. It's like Dracula was stabbed with a wooden stake, making him accidentally fire his silver bullet gun into a werewolf who quickly eats Hitler before he dies. You know?

The point is: we did it.

Reader Comments

'It's like Dracula was stabbed with a wooden stake, making him accidentally fire his silver bullet gun into a werewolf who quickly eats Hitler before he dies. You know?'

That was just about the best thing I've EVER read on this site. Still laughing. Well played sir!

It's... it's a Chanukah Miracle! Yes, Rebecca, there is a Judah Maccabee!

My parents are going to be so upset.

Awww... Wild Hogs was not the BEST movie but it was enjoyable at least. :(

This is my favorite IWS post in ages... and the Dolph clip awards you the gold, sir.


Wow. Why can't miracles like this happen every day?

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