Dec 3 2009NEW MOVIES!!!!

These movies will be in your cinemas this weekend. See one, why don't you?

Armored
Director: Nimród Antal
Starring: Columbus Short, Matt Dillon, Laurence Fishburne
Good if you want to see: some armored car guys decide to steal their own loot, only to get caught up in murder and internal strife. Sort of like if Keystone Kops was a thriller.

Brothers
Director: Jim Sheridan
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman, Tobey Maguire
Good if you want to see: Tobey Maguire die, Jake Gyllenhaal "do" Tobey's wife, Tobey reveal "I'm not dead, everyone! Where's my beautiful wife, Natalie Portman?", Jake and Natalie go, "Ut oh!" Nowwwwww what?

Everybody's Fine
Director:Kirk Jones
Starring: Robert De Niro, Sam Rockwell, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale
Good if you want to see: all people being satisfactory.

Transylmania
Director: David Hillenbrand, Scott Hillenbrand
Starring: I don't know
Good if you want to see: the quality of a National Lampoon's straight-to-video release but in theaters. If the popularity of Meet the Spartans and vampires is any indication, this will make $200 million.

Up in the Air (limited)
Director: Jason Reitman
Starring: George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Anna Kendrick
Good if you want to see: George Clooney going airplane to airplane while making no connections. Get it? Like taking connecting flights, but also because his character rejects emotional relationships. I'm sorry. I'll try to come up with something better by the time it gets nationwide release.