Michael Bay Is My 12-Year-Old Id Filtered Through a Terrible Music Video
This is his Victoria's Secret commercial. He was presumably given the assignment, "make something with hot babes wearing lingerie." He responded with this abbreviated 1998 music video montage using models in place of P. Diddy and Tom Petty. And adding an explosion, of course.
If Michael Bays were a race, the NMichaelBayCP would be ashamed of this stereotyped display of the kind of MichaelBayness they've worked so hard to fight.
(via Cinematical)
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