Dec 22 2009'Kick-Ass' Hit-Girl Trailer: This Girl Really Does Whatever the Title of the Movie Is!

That just seems wrong... wait, right... no, wrong... right? Crap, I don't know how to feel about this!

FIRST

That's so wrong but so awesome. That is who I wanted to be when I was 15.

My daughter never would have quit gymnastics if she saw that it could lead to THIS.

There's that Nic Cage again.

Jesus, is this even.. allowed? Like, can they do this? Way to draw out the pedophiles anyway. Awesome.

You know I have to be the only person that's actually happy with how cheesy and lame Nick Cage sounds. He really kinda helps sell how fictional the movie is. I think I need to look up the graphic novel.

I'm glad to see that the movie will be just as violent as the comics, can't wait to see McLovin kill some bitches.

Not bad, I dug the monkey-vault to ass-kickery towards the end.

I think I can get past acting sounding overdone when the chick's 12 years old.

Maybe this'll get my daughters into martial arts.

Probably not, though.

I thought superheroes generally beat people up and deliver them to the authorities, not FUCKING KILL THEM.

#7 i'm trying to agree with you. i thought the same thing when he delivered his corny bullshit as usual. except it might work in a comedic sense this time. but it's still nic cage. this movie looks fucking fun.

Oh fuck yeah!

meh… this movie is so ridiculously hyped its ridiculous.
I'm all for comic book adaptions and all but I honestly wasn't impressed with the Kick-Ass comic at all

I hate everything :(

Gah! I can't wait for this movie.

This is going to be a fun movie to see.

That is so going to be the framework for how I raise my daughter.

Gonna have to smoke a bowl before I watch this movie.

That girl looks weird.

you really want a Benchmade butterfly?

Al?

This sounds cool, =P

I just want the film to be OUT. Before I watch it all in adverts.

Lol @ 2nd comment

FIRST!???

I am so happy that the film got made before "The Avengers" film kills all hope of any more comic to film adaptations for the next 100 years.

One non-word:
Wow.

That is going to be cool (just change the soundtrack).
Finally, Hollywood's learning a bit or two from Japan.

Where's RoboGeisha, BTW?

Haha, yep, that's Nic Cage's daughter alright. How'd she nail down his acting style so perfectly?

Oh C'mon people.
How fucking dumb are you all ?

It'll be a shit film just like most shit films that come out of the USA these days.
Down with USA films post year 2000.

I can see the endless news coverage this is going to get. The moral right out in force, endless daytime talk shows banging on about the age of the girl in it and she is too sexualised and the language and not forget yet more coverage of makes/stars defending it abou thow it was made without corrupting a minor. (What’s the betting she was dubbed for the language.)

HOW MUCH FREE PUBLICITY…

Plus the morons that go “Wow a kid that says cunt, must see”

This will make someone a LOT of money.

BEEEESSSS!!!

Ummmmm how is she sexualized in any way? she is not wearing a revealing costume...just because she swears? she is kicking ass and taking names and it's fantastic to see a young girl in a non-subservient role!

Wow, Nicholas Cage really is scrapping low with this script... Sure it'll make $ and people will see it...it might even be a cult fan favorite someday.. But this is by no means his finest work.. lol.

Is he using the accountant who bilked him out of his fortune to be his agent now?

@30- I was thinking the same thing when I saw the trailer! I don't see anything sexy or suggestive about what I saw. I could see someone maybe complaining that this is violent... but I would respond that the movie is called "Kick-Ass" so what do you expect.

@27. If every time I took a shit it made $300m I'd never come out of the bath room.

When you can make shit that makes money call me :D

is it bad if this gave me wood?

yes...

However I found the music oddly appropriate

i agree she is hot

lol, I love the "Banana Splits" theme song in the background.

@1 I agree... I don't know how to feel about this.

She has a terrible action face and what hitman/girl do you know who flinches when firing a gun (0:55)?

O-MA-GAD this is so what i've always dreamed to be, I mean, untill I got more than 16 years old then it became kind a shameful dream.
But, I'm almost Jealous, it's like a portrait of use-to-be-dreamed-me '_'
I want to see it.

Brendoff:

First. A blink isn't a flinch, and if you've ever been around people that handle firearms, the reaction you see her make isn't uncommon for the most seasoned of gun handlers.

Second. "What hitman/girl do you know who". None, because I don't know any hitmen or hitgirls, and neither do you.

So enjoy the preview because it's great and STFU Mr. Wannabe Internet Know-it-all

well said Mr. Swagger. People, I'd like to apologize about my first comment

"is it bad if this gave me wood?"

I did a bit of looking around and it turns out the girl is only 11......

What a terrible looking movie. Anyone who defends this has no taste in films and just wants mindless action, in which case why are you commenting on this and not holding down a button until things die or go boom on Call of Duty right now?

I'll admit that the idea of a little girl as hilariously hyperviolent vigilante has a certain appeal (and is sort of the logical extension of movies like Sin City), but it would have been a lot funnier if her father wouldn't let her say words like f*** or c***. I mean, that's the whole idea behind hilariously overdone vigilantes; they cripple people while upholding high standards.

Wow...you smug internet assholes, thinking you are better than everyone. Nick "What a terrible looking movie. Anyone who defends this has no taste in films and just wants mindless action, in which case why are you commenting on this and not holding down a button until things die or go boom on Call of Duty right now?". I fucking hate assholes like you. Go get a cappuccino at Starbucks in your turtle-neck you fuck.

Though I don't really like any 'Cage movies', i think this will be a funny, yet action filled movie.

LAZY TOWN GIRL

I typically prefer thought provoking flicks, indi gems, and foreign fares. But GOD DAMN I want to see this movie. This tops my 'guilty pleasure' movie list of 2010.

What audience is this supposed to be directed at? o-o

This looks so fucking awesome. I would have loved this when I was a kid. Shit, kids play video games that are violet as fuck, and then they make movies for that same audience and they're so retarded... this looks... just... yeah. Don't tone things down-- kids can probably take more than adults assume they can.

@43

Go home and get your fuckin' shine box.

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At first I think "awesome" but then I remember Nick Cage. Can't be awesome.

Awesome! Nick Cage. Awesome! Nick Cage.

My mind is conflicted.

WRONG

That's some kick-ass action. Hopefully there's some decent storyline to go with it.

They should have kept the original title: Retardo-girl

This is going to be a fun movie to see.
;)