Dec 18 2009'Kick-Ass' Hit-Girl Poster "Kicks Ass," is a "Hit." "Girl."
Sorry, Lionsgate has stipulated that all Kick-Ass media must be posted with at least one (1) reference to how it kicks ass. Anyway, here's the character poster for Chloe Moretz's Hit-Girl. It appears she'll at some point wield a... a, um... I don't know, Battle Arena Toshinden knife stick? It turns out all of my weapons knowledge comes from really old fighting games.
Reader Comments
1. P05TMAN - December 18, 2009 10:56 AM
That poster looks like crap. That video game reference on the other hand was freakin great.
2. xxWPxx - December 18, 2009 11:17 AM
Purple is such a girls color. The opposite of kick ass.
3. che-che - December 18, 2009 11:20 AM
fantastic graffiti now you truly know you're in the mean streets!
4. Dan Cosgrove - December 18, 2009 11:42 AM
I don't think anyone's going to be fooled by the spray-paint photoshopped onto the text. They should have picked a less-sharp font.
I like the Kick-Ass poster with... Kick-Ass... better.
The weapon looks like a dual-bladed yari or naginata.
Still can't wait to see McLovin as Red Mist.
5. sokka - December 18, 2009 11:48 AM
FYI to everyone thatthe actress playing hit girl is 12
take care when leaving comments with that in mind
6. MarsHottentot - December 18, 2009 2:53 PM
The lack of anything remotely resembling curves should be a dead giveaway. Bravo to the producers for not sticking her in a skin tight costume - didn't think you had it in you - Clarence may get his wings after all!
7. Paragon - December 18, 2009 4:26 PM
This movie will play big with the please trample my balls, girl power loving, pedobear demographic and with pathetic guys who insist on playing female characters in MMOs.
Also--in a movie where there are supposed to be no super powers, this character quite glaringly ignores all the laws of physics suggesting that she indeed has super powers. The idea of this character in the context set up by the story is plain idiotic.
8. White667 - December 18, 2009 6:01 PM
This film does look amazing, though. Don't yah think.
9. frank - December 18, 2009 11:35 PM
Haha, I get it. It's pink and purple because she's a LADYGIRL. I see that Nick Cage taught her the most important lesson of being a superhero: Make sure your costume has gender-appropriate colors! Can you imagine if she was wearing blue? *shudder*
10. robotcalvin - December 19, 2009 1:57 AM
@Frank purple is not gender appropriate.Look at Galactus and Hawkeye!
11. um - December 19, 2009 7:15 PM
No way! A Battle Arena Toshinden reference?! I'm now a permanent reader of The Superficial. This guy is awesome.
12. Yasmin I. Way - December 20, 2009 3:18 PM
THIS LOOKS LIKE UMBRELLA ACADEMY'S THE RUMOR!
c'mom man .-.
13. DeathSanras - December 22, 2009 1:14 AM
Never thought I would see a Battle Arena Toshinden reference. Like... ever.
Nice.
14. Rob - December 22, 2009 11:25 PM
wow a lot of viral marketing is being done for this film.... I'm trying to get interested in it, I dunno it just feels so disney.... and no powers lol.... how did the 13 yo girl get that high up on the freakin building... with a staff and spray paint lulz
15. v tard - December 23, 2009 12:33 AM
Good Ser, +1 internets for the Battle Arena Toshinden reference.
16. Zanaso - December 30, 2009 12:18 AM
@5... my best friend is 12, and she swears and is a pervert. Besides, I highly doubt that the actress reads Iwatchstuff.com.
17. harsh garg - February 4, 2010 2:55 PM
dis is damn good sooo sexy
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21. labatterie - May 20, 2010 2:16 AM
Like... ever.
Nice.
22. nono - July 8, 2010 8:12 AM
The idea of this character batterie in the context set up by the story is plain idiotic.