Dec 1 2009'Karate Kid' Remake, Like Walmart, Has a Lot of Sweatpants and Undershirts
Sorry, guys, I hoped this day wouldn't come, but these photos seem to indicate the Karate Kid remake that Will Smith forced his child's weird little muscley body into is actually happening. It's still unclear if it's called "The Karate Kid" or "The Kung Fu Kid" or "Will Smith's Kid," but it is definitely real and it definitely involves Jackie Chan training the braid-headed progeny of Seven Pounds. We now have proof that whatever whim Will Smith has for his family, such as casting his child in a ridiculous, completely unnecessary remake of The Karate Kid, will happen at his command. Our government is a Smitharchy. How does it feel?
Reader Comments
1. Judy - December 1, 2009 1:09 PM
It feels pretty shitty. :(
2. Smile - December 1, 2009 1:24 PM
That kid was horrible in "The Day the Earth Stood Still". This is going to be an epic fail. Hey actors, stop sticking your talentless kids in the movies. It takes more then acting classes to be an actor.
3. flavaflav - December 1, 2009 1:42 PM
This is Obama's fault!
4. Dan Tacos - December 1, 2009 2:00 PM
This is stupid and I don't like it. Damn you Mr. Spock Obama!
5. Hal - December 1, 2009 2:05 PM
I dunno... he's probably going to get beaten by Chan with that stick, so there's a part of me wondering if Smith is the new Mel Gibson. Or God, putting his first born son through the ringer for... what exactly?
6. Mihir - December 1, 2009 3:12 PM
The kid looks like a little shit. Although, Jackie Chan probably won't be bad for what they're going for.
7. che-che - December 1, 2009 3:26 PM
is that where chan;s studio is located. on the great wall...ridiculous!
8. Cinema Obsessed - December 1, 2009 3:38 PM
This might be cute... it could be the role Jackie Chan needs for his career...
9. bribios - December 1, 2009 4:54 PM
Anybody else notice that he is the spitting image of Riley from The Boondocks in that pic?
http://api.ning.com/files/yEZmLSQfYz9A19tMJnMv7wua3M8*kHZqTFBlz3*c3Zo_/1.jpeg
10. A dissapointed movie fan - December 1, 2009 5:50 PM
How do i feel? I feel like Hollywood shafted me hard in 2009, w/ the exception of District 9. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Anyone can take a crap in a toilet and forget to flush, it doesn't mean they should be a movie director. You hear that Mr. Michael Bay??
11. Eric - December 1, 2009 7:05 PM
There's only one Karate Kid and that's Machio.
12. Freck - December 1, 2009 8:21 PM
Thank you bribios. First Jason Mraz dresses up as Heidi Klum and posts baby pictures of Heidi's daughter Lou, and then Riley from Boondocks comes to life in China. The Ninja Turtles were right...
13. LC - December 1, 2009 11:23 PM
That picture just really bummed me out right now.
14. Stinky - December 2, 2009 10:11 AM
Wow, Scientology is getting into the kung fu business?
Look out Jackie, despite what Lisa Marie says to you, they only want your money!
15. gilboy - December 3, 2009 12:42 PM
he looks more like one of the kids from the boondocks series
16. lolololololol - December 3, 2009 2:43 PM
I just ate a cigarette butt
17. TBWD - December 3, 2009 3:31 PM
Ugh, They shouldn't have ever remake a classic and fuck it up! How much did Will Smith pay the disrector to hire his talentless kid as the role?
18. Seriously... - December 3, 2009 6:21 PM
I'd rather pay for and watch the next Universal Soldier movie for eternity than watch Will Smith rape my fond childhood memories of the real Karate Kid with his crappy sons acting. FUCK!
19. moggster - December 3, 2009 10:32 PM
Fuck this shit, I hate Jayden Smith. I hated him in the Keanu Reeves-Alien-Movie, he pretty much ruined it for me.
20. popplers - December 4, 2009 11:32 PM
his horse stance is horrible.
21. Frank The Tank - December 5, 2009 10:13 AM
@9 Dear god man I was thinking the exact same thing xD.
22. frank - December 6, 2009 10:56 PM
I think it's hilarious that they're practicing on the great wall. Because honestly, how else will American audiences know this takes place in China? I can't wait for the scene when a tour group walking along the wall looks at them, dumbfounded.
23. WTF - December 8, 2009 2:17 PM
More to the point... If its supposed to be a Karate Kid remake... why are they on the great wall of China, when Karate is Japanese...?
24. Yeags - December 9, 2009 9:12 PM
Somebody please go poop on Will Smith's front porch.