Dec 18 2009Jacob Werewolf Gets Another Role
We are never getting rid of this kid. Seventeen-year-old Taylor Lautner--the Twilight werewolf that made you swoon because he has muscles--has been cast as the lead in another action film.
Two weeks ago, news broke the toothy teen would be playing totally X-treme hero Max Steel. Now it seems neo-A.C. Slater already has another project in the works. They call it... Cancun:
The story follows an out-of-place college kid who travels with a girl to Cancun on a break. While there, the girl and her friends are taken hostage by a drug cartel and he is forced to save them. The story is designed to take advantage of Lautner's martial arts skills, which he showed off when he hosted "Saturday Night Live" this past weekend.
A martial artist college kid saving spring break girls from a Cancun drug cartel? Finally, we have our frat boy Steven Seagal.
Reader Comments
1. sokka - December 18, 2009 2:23 PM
his nose look like wax
...like someone half assed making a figurine or sometihng
2. dubba - December 18, 2009 2:23 PM
@1 no his nose is just fat
3. jake - December 18, 2009 2:41 PM
his acting is wax. not the cool wax lips or the orange wax harmonica you find during Halloween or those little wax soda bottles with a little bit of juice in them. I'm talking the shitty wax that has turned brown and black that has built up in your grandma's ears over the years.
4. Pseudopodia - December 18, 2009 6:23 PM
Sounds like all your girlfriends want to take him balls deep, guys.
5. Chris - December 18, 2009 6:50 PM
Seriously though, Cancun sounds sooooo good.
6. The Pope - December 18, 2009 9:47 PM
Is that Nick Lachey?
7. GirlsWearingMyJersey - December 20, 2009 3:26 PM
Wow! I honestly can't see what all the fuss is about with this kid. Then again, I'm a straight male so I don't exactly hit the demographic. Even still... I just don't get it.
8. Baxter Pancake - December 21, 2009 7:30 AM
A college kid played by a 17 year old? Blasphemy! All college kids must be played by the 24+ crowd.