Dec 17 2009'Iron Man 2' Trailer: Here's That War Machine Man You All Wanted To See So Much
Iron Man is back, and this time he's brought along his buddy, Grey Iron Man with Bonus Gun Attachment. There are now Iron Men! And believe me, we're going to need them both to fight off Russian Whip Man:
Wow, Whiplash is really into Tony Stark decoupage.
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Reader Comments
1. Ravage - December 17, 2009 11:37 AM
Dont care what anyone says.. that is going to be good!
2. Sithlord - December 17, 2009 11:39 AM
pretty cooooooool
3. NOT "just sayin"... - December 17, 2009 12:10 PM
Lose the shitty Black Sabbath song though
4. Dino - December 17, 2009 12:12 PM
@ 3 lose your shitty attitude first!.........just sayin'
last ten seconds made getting out of bed today worth it
5. Johnny Lava - December 17, 2009 12:14 PM
LOLz @ Russian whip man :D BTW Grey Iron Man with Bonus Gun Attachment looks great. I always liked War Machine.
6. Anthony - December 17, 2009 12:28 PM
I'm going to have to agree with #3. I loved the first movie and they did the same thing with that trailer, but seriously... it's just so... gimmicky. As in I feel the movie's above that. (and I like Sabbath)
7. funnyguy - December 17, 2009 12:50 PM
:25-26, Ironman's Arc Reactor is an inverted triangle?
8. Aerialgreen - December 17, 2009 1:44 PM
*FAP FAP FAP*
Now all we need is that Marvel includes all those outtakes were ScarJo's boobs fall of her costume during her BW stunts... in slow-mo.
9. Ignacio - December 17, 2009 3:37 PM
Grey Iron Man?!!! Damn GW, I've been reading your column for years and you've finally made me laugh so hard I spit out my subway. I think I laughed so hard because that's what I would call War Machine when I was a kid and it brought up some fond memories i guess? Thanks.
10. Apkar - December 17, 2009 3:50 PM
@ 3 and 6
THANK YOU! When I found out about the first Iron Man movie, I remember thinking "please dont use that song, please god dont using that song.' Then I found out Downey Jr was in it, and that John Favre was directing and that it was all being produced in-house at Marvel. It was a releaved, thinking "Oh they're taking a classy approach to a super hero property for a change." Then that first trailer came out, and there it was. The GOD DAMN IRON MAN SONG! Really? REALLY? And now here it is again. Lame.
I'm pretty excited for this movie however. Despite the Sabbath.
Also @ 9
Does GW do IWS also? I know that Superficial is a different dude cuz he subed in when GW went through his divorce. And I had always thought IWS had its own writer too. Perhaps a little clearification from the bloggers that be?
11. Dave - December 17, 2009 4:07 PM
Loved the first Iron Man. I worry about the 2nd one though, because of the villains. Whip man and ScarJo vs. Iron man and war machine? Doesn't that seem a tad over-matched?
Hopefully, my fears will be unfounded, and the movie will be as good as the first. I can't wait.
12. Apkar - December 17, 2009 4:13 PM
@11
Good point. It does seem a bit Batman: Foreverish.
13. AaronZZZ - December 17, 2009 4:33 PM
I love sabbath, but I agree, should have only used it once max.... Other wise the trailer is awsome, I think i actually got wood when I saw Iron man and war machine together... PEW PEW PEW!!!!
14. Jesse Jackson - December 17, 2009 4:38 PM
Damn, that last scene made me bust a nut...is that wrong?
15. frank - December 17, 2009 4:39 PM
Iron2Man. Cool, is that like Jungle2Jungle?
Also, I wonder if every Neocon jizzes involuntarily when Stark says "privatized world peace," and then throws up the Nixon fingers.
16. black - December 17, 2009 9:00 PM
Anyone else notice the TON OF KILLER ROBOTS that the two are fighting off.
Anyone want to guess what those are?
I think they were made by his business rival/government to capture the two.
17. adz - December 18, 2009 7:51 AM
Jizz in my pants
18. Amaranth - December 18, 2009 11:36 AM
did they swap out the black dude from the first movie??? LOL
19. Mr.Misanthrope - December 18, 2009 4:59 PM
@15 Your post stinks of butthurt.
20. Chris - December 18, 2009 11:20 PM
this makes you think "God bless America"
If you notist in the first one....it shows the black guy looking at the suit...and he said "next time...next time" so yea i knew this was going to happen and i can tell you for a fact...this isnt as good as the first...i can pretty much guess it. heck how he make those wips?
21. frank - December 19, 2009 2:11 AM
@19: Aah, it's all in good fun. I may be a lefty pinko, but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy watching Rambo slaughter a bunch of foreigners and then jizz red white and blue in communism's face.
22. This looks bad - December 19, 2009 1:21 PM
@15 I thought your comment was pretty funny. It took me a sec to figure out what a Neocon was, but I got it. And I know someone who is probably jizzing right now over that shit.
Regardless, this movie looks silly. Sherlock Holmes looks silly. I was just getting to love Downey Jr. again and now look what he's doing...
Don Cheadle..? Really? Instead of Terrence Howard? Howard fit it perfectly and Cheadle does not... So disappointed in this. No longer psyched.
23. It's all silly! - December 20, 2009 2:22 PM
A good sniper would end most of these guys before the story got rolling... So chill out all you nay-sayers til we get more the delivered product.
24. asian sensation - December 20, 2009 9:36 PM
iron man 1 sucked so hard. im only seeing it cuz of olivia munn
25. rad to the power of me - December 20, 2009 9:43 PM
the jizz on this comment section and @19 Mr.Misanthrope are the reason why i rarely post on this site. Mr.Misanthrope your linguistics make me hit my head harder than Homer Simpson...and you had such a good name too. so sad.
Sabboth is the shiz and and it should be played throughout the trailer.
f.y.i. Mickey Rourke should have stopped after Sin City
26. yippy-kay-yay - December 21, 2009 7:50 AM
yay extremis armor. thats why theres a triangle on his suit in case you did'nt know
27. PhantomAR - December 21, 2009 10:05 AM
Haha! MUST-WATCH category.
28. Vitero - December 22, 2009 3:09 AM
Holy fuck. Who freaks out over the presence of a Black Sabbath song? How retarded does a person have to be to do that?
29. Alex - December 22, 2009 7:33 PM
@ 3. dude you suck for thinking that black sabbath is shit
30. eCrazy - December 22, 2009 7:41 PM
Sweet! Can't wait! And erm Grey iron man, seriously. It's War Machine! Yeah really, ironic name considering the the 2nd half of the 1st film was all anti war and weapons or sum crud like that! 2010 will be Goooooood!
31. Ren - December 22, 2009 11:20 PM
War Machine + Iron Man = win!
32. Morphine-X - December 24, 2009 4:14 PM
"7. funnyguy - December 17, 2009 12:50 PM
:25-26, Ironman's Arc Reactor is an inverted triangle?"
Yup its what the MKIV "Mark 4" is. Its an upgraded suit to the Mark I "Cave Armor"
Mark II "First Silver Armor from Iron Man 1" and the Mark III "Main Iron Man Armor In The First Movie"
So we will be seeing one of the baddest Iron Man Mark upgrades so far in the second movie :D
33. Phil - December 24, 2009 10:15 PM
Robert Downey Jr.
Best actor of all time.
34. Segatto - January 13, 2010 3:37 PM
Go get you some rock and roll you faggots, anything starting with ACDC and finishing with Sabbath, envolving super heroes AND Scarlet Godly Air Bags is good by Spartan Law. You don´t like it, go see Twilight.
35. Segatto - January 13, 2010 3:47 PM
By the way, Don Cheadle was a really bad choice.