Dec 23 2009'Furry Vengeance' Trailer: Actual Furries Would Be Less Disgusting

"possess understanding of electricity"

HAHA awesome

I can never get those 2 minutes back :/

Holy shit, Fraser is totally going Marlon Brando.

Somewhere a Furry is going "...If only..."

WOW, THE LAST STONE in the tomb of fraser's career, he has done some silly stuff in the past which i watched and liked, but now.....wow
just, wow i cant believe he went this low, things must be horribly though in Hollywood, poor brendan, i Love him but, wow

Ok so. Not only do we have a terrible, terrible movie on our hands... It is a terrible terrible movie laden with blatant propoganda. And worse, it is a complete and utter rip off of an all time classic Studio Ghibli film, Pompoko. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110008/)

- Brendan Fraser
- Brooke Shields
- The Asian guy from "The Hangover"
- Half-CGI/half-real animals

Seriously, who said this was good?

SHIT LOOKS BOMB!

@3 I was thinking more John Travolta.

I'm sorry, but the skunk scene in the car and the final outhouse reaction shot made me laugh.

"I think you may want to cover your eyes"
Should be the tagline of the movie.

In the plus column, I think the squirrel scream could replace the record scratch as the cheesy movie trailer standard of conveying, "BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT..."

Avril Levigne, save us! Who let this happen? WHO LET THIS MONSTROSITY COME TO LIFE??? Is it some secret corporate plan to make people detest environmentalists? Is it sadism? Perhaps the studio executives have grown displeased with our ways, and have sent us this visual plague as punishment. Oh my Selena Gomez... what if this film... is intended to be the very revenge of which the title speaks? Repent! Repent! For the wrath of Hollywood is nigh upon us!

this will sell, i place my bets. it'll be horrible, but it will sell

the skunk scene in the car and the final outhouse reaction shot made me laugh.

Thought you might be interested to learn the basic idea for Furry Vengeance may have been stolen from Brave Animal, a script that was registered in 2000.
I assume the FV authors never had access to the full script (how could they and still make such a horrible movie), but only saw coverage on the script by a script consultant who fell in love with BA when a judge in the 2001 Final Draft competition. Our final draft prize was brief assistance from the judge (she presented it to DreamWorks, but unsuccessfully). We used her coverage in our own marketing efforts, along with photos of an extremely handsome trained male timber wolf we suggested as the animal protagonist. As I'm sure you already know, FV was purchased by New Line Cinema in 2004 for $75,000, but the studio later cut the script loose and returned it to the authors. Could that be because New Line belately discovered it had seen the BA synopsis and wolf photo more than a year earlier. We never showed them the full script and never signed a release.

I am part owner of a web site on which you can see BA if interested, but I don't want to publish the URL, as that would create the opportunity for others to steal from other scripts, most belonging to other authors. Although a great idea in theory, we will probably close down the site because it makes theft too easy. However, if you call (602 866-8661) or email me, I'll give you the URL. Although it has a few funny scenes, BA is a drama/fantasy rather than a comedy/fantasy, and the fantasy element that FV went bonkers with is far more reserved. Writing our story involved long meeting with animal trainers to learn what animals could be trained to work together and what they could and could not be trained to do. After they reviewed the script, we eliminated scenes, including those at a mink ranch. (Mink are virtually untrainable.) The story shows how inter-species cooperation begins small and gradually develops over several years, and through an elaborate Native American cultural overlay hints at how the animals may have had extensive human help.
In it the human protagonist, a part Native American professor and writer assigned by National Geographic to investigate strange happenings in the forest, struggles to find the animal protagonist and find some way to communicate with him. Also involved is an elderly Lakota Sioux holy man know as anexpert on animal behavior. Here is an example of how much more serious the story is. The female back bear (which has a couple of young cubs) is killed by the antagonist, a hunter hired by the developers to protect their property.

Jerry

Did you get my earlier posting about the widely circulated synopsis of an award-winning 2001 Final Draft unproduced script from which this joke of a movie probably stole the basic idea. New Line Cinema, which first bought FV and then dumped it, saw and commented on the synopsis more than a year earlier.

Great, now furries are going to be associated with mindless debauchery AND this crummy movie!