Dec 3 2009'Back-Up Plan' Poster: Jennifer Lopez Has He-Man Hair

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The back-up plan is that we start molding a new Matthew McConaughey now, in case our current model McConaughey surfs himself to death, or bongos himself to death. But the question remains if this guy will truly be able to hold up Jennifer Lopez's perpetually cocked head as well as our friend Matty. Let's hope he can do it. Because Plan C is McConaughcloning.

The Back-Up Plan Poster [IMPA]

Reader Comments

please tell me you did not post a j-lo story, and this is all in my head...

This is a stupid idea... this movie was done before... Baby Mama (2008)...

Wait. I don't understand. How can they have a baby if they aren't married???

Is it just me or is "J-Lo"'s hair defying gravity in this poster? Wait, did they photoshop their heads together?!

Looking at the mixed up plan with switch around arrows on the poster I have deduced that this is going to be an unfunny remake of Knocked-Up.

One things for sure, Jenny's getting an oscar for this role.


I HAVE THE POOTER!

That looks like an Affleck clone to me.

j-lo has a down syndrome sized neck.

It is going to be "hilarious" un-comedy. Having a "biological clock" is not a justification for child abuse, i.e., denying a child a father. It is literally child abuse given how fatherless children tend to fare. Emotional damage is inflicted upon the child both by not knowing who the father is and by not having a male parent. Unless single mother by choice is fabulously wealthy, the rest (taxpayers) will be paying for her decision to reproduce herself. Moreover, replicating extremely selfish genes of anonymous sperm donors who choose to abandon their kin and themselves who care more about reproducing themselves than by giving their children a start with both of their parents is hardly beneficial to the rest. If enough women choose plan B, they will have created selfish women and men that will make the world a very nasty place.

Baby Mamma? What about A Modern Affair? And that was like 15 years ago. It's not exactly a new story!! Maybe it's just a good story, because the best ones get remade over and over and over... Even if they're not called remake... Like Casablanca had like 20 unacknowledged remakes!!

The shoes look and feel great, however, they run small. I bought a half size bigger and I still needed to go up another

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