December 20, 2009 - December 26, 2009 Archives
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Christmas is almost here (that's why, every time you go to the grocery store, Paul McCartney keeps insisting he's merely having a great holiday season), and if you're anything like me, you begrudgingly try to force yourself into the spirit of things with movies. Nothing gets me... / Continue →
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This is going to look so good on my Wall of Robin Hoods About To Shoot Someone Next to Me with an Arrow: (via IMPA)... / Continue →
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The Sex has left the City, ladies! Now it's in the desert, I guess. With how strained our relationships with Middle Eastern nations are already, I'm just assuming that Carrie & Friends' presence there means this film takes place in the days just prior to World War III:... / Continue →
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Already an early contender for worst film of 2010, Furry Vengeance now has a trailer for you to stare at in sad disbelief. I can barely process it. Various wildlife hotwire cars, drive them, use telescopes, construct complicated Ewok-ian forest contraptions, possess understandi... / Continue →
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It's the future. You just consumed your morning nourishment cube and, while blipping through the holo-news, you notice that a nanoparticle cloud has dulled the once-brilliant sheen on your hoverpod. "Could you wax [we still use wax] my hoverpod, Son? I'll pay you ten gold-pres... / Continue →
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Someone decided to take smarmy douche Tom Cruise from Jerry Maguire, super spy Tom Cruise from Missions Impossible, and Tom Cruise with assistance from Cameron Diaz from Vanilla Sky and cram all these distinct characters into a The Fly style telepod. This is the grotesque, sing... / Continue →
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Here's a Despicable Me trailer to introduce you to the supervillain protagonist's gross little Twinkie minions. For some reason the entire thing is based around those cans you can tun over to make a cow mooing sound, so I guess the film has a product placement deal with the gen... / Continue →
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Sorry, there's more sad death news. Alaina Reed-Amini, best known for her roles in the '80s as Olivia on Sesame Street and Rose on 227, has reportedly died of breast cancer. She was 63. Were it not for her intervention, I'd probably still be tragically uninformed about the let... / Continue →
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It's that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry gets stuck on a ski lift with the daughter of the head of the kidney transplant consortium, only this time they don't have edible panties!... / Continue →
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Continuing the trend of artists making modernist pseudo-book covers using iconography from popular media, here's some more of that (now with 100% more references to fake boobs and glass eyes!):... / Continue →
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Jennifer Lopez is in LOVE. But--ut oh!--she also has artificially-conceived JLo spawn flygirl-dancing in her womb! (And she can't just get an abortion because it would be really annoying to spend all that money on sperm just to flush it out.) How can these two elements of her l... / Continue →
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If watching an underage child say "the 'C' word" and murder some guys is something you would like to see happen before the end of the month, finally giving you a truly fresh start to the new year, here's just the thing for you: a new Kick-Ass trailer focusing on the exploits of... / Continue →
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There's nothing crazy about poor pitchfork maintenance; it's just negligent. Always clean your farm tools after use, people. Merry Christmas.... / Continue →
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Now he has vocal capabilities, and sounds an awful lot like Owen Wilson. Marmaduke teaser:... / Continue →
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Amongst all the big-budget superhero adaptations in the last decade, there's one obvious element that's been missing: a winged man in barbarian garb wearing a helmet with a beak and holding a mace. Wait, never mind. It turns out we're doing that. Say Pajiba: The Hollywood Cog ... / Continue →
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Your last weekend box office report before Christmas. Print and laminate it for a quick gift. 1. Avatar - $73 million. Pretty impressive considering a massive storm hit the east coast, bringing with it mountains of snow and, somehow, the overwhelming feeling that from the Avat... / Continue →
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How do you pointlessly add eight figures to the cost of an already pointless Marvin the Martian live-action/CGI movie? Make Mike Myers provide the voice! Because Shrek, you know? Says the LA Times: The Marvin picture now also has writers -- Paul Kaplan and Mark Torgove, two te... / Continue →
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Brittany Murphy, the actress who seemed to be doing so well after Cher gave her that make-over, died yesterday at 32. News vanguard TMZ reports: Brittany Murphy died early this morning after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived, multiple sources tell TMZ.... / Continue →
