December 6, 2009 - December 12, 2009 Archives
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Innerspace just wasn't enough, apparently: As he eyes a return to outer space for “Avatar” sequels, James Cameron appears to be heading to inner space by putting “Fantastic Voyage” on the front burner. 20th Century Fox has tapped Shane Salerno (“Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem”)... / Continue →
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Nicolas Cage Face Intensity Rating: 8... / Continue →
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Hey, Weaver, save something for the movie. Speaking to Channel 4, Dana Barrett spilled all kinds of shit about Ghostbusters 3 that you may not want to read if you'd rather not know whether or not Oscar is going to be Ghostbuster (oops, spoilers alarm!): I’m afraid to say it [G... / Continue →
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You know how adding pirates, ninjas, or zombies to anything immediately makes it hilarious (source: the internet)? So does Natalie Portman! So much so that she's decided to produce and star in an adaptation of the novel Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Portman will star in and... / Continue →
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I think it makes a princess even more beautiful to know her Sweet 16 cost more than I've made in my life.... / Continue →
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It used to be that when you'd arbitrarily compare and contrast Matt Lauer and Karl Pilkington, the only inclusion on the "similar" side of things was "stupid bald head." That's all changing, friends. Soon you'll be able to add "has a show where he travels around the world and a... / Continue →
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It's amazing what he'll build when you give Richie Sambora a few months off tour. 'Iron Man 2' Poster Reveal [Apple]... / Continue →
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Ut oh, someone forgot to take away Cameron Diaz's comedy card after What Happens in Vegas happened. According to Variety, the Year One writers have cooked up something new to feature her jester grin: Cameron Diaz is heading back to school for Columbia Pictures’ raunchy comedy ... / Continue →
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With Green Porno, Isabella Rossellini produced a series of shorts in which she, playing the part of various horny animals, taught audiences how insects and sea creatures went at it by dressing up and humping models. She's basically making advancements in education that make Mar... / Continue →
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Did you see Frank Oz's 2007 British dark comedy Death at a Funeral and think, "Pretty funny, but why isn't the cast completely replaced with an American, largely-black cast--save for Peter Dinklage, who, in the absence of a better small performer, should still play Peter Dinkla... / Continue →
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I'm pretty sure that, for anyone who has ever referred to themselves as a "fashionista," "shopaholic," or "clothing diva," this is the final image they will see as they die. As the landscape of boutiques and Barney's slowly fades into the blinding light of the afterlife (now wi... / Continue →
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The Japanese are so far ahead of us with technology. Our speakerphone attachments are decades from also being dogs. For those with some questions, YouTube commenter's translation below the cut.... / Continue →
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Re: previous post. Mission complete. (Thanks, Jonathan)... / Continue →
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Surprisingly, this is not a comedy video juxtaposing David Lynch's renowned surreality with Star Wars clips. This is real video of the panty-eating director (see above) explaining how he met with George Lucas, was exposed to wookies (he apparently never saw Star Wars), and talk... / Continue →
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Wait, no it hasn't. Still the game of driving glowey motorcycles. Sorry for the confusion.... / Continue →
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Josh Brolin and Tommy Lee Jones were in No Country for Old Men together. So it would probably make sense for Josh Brolin to play young Tommy Lee Jones in a Men in Black movie or something, right? Come on, why not? Let's just do things: The actor is being considered for a role... / Continue →
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You'd think somewhere between 50 First Dates and Along Came Polly we would have thought of combining two of the most powerful figures in banal romantic comedy. Yet, somehow, Jennifer Aniston has avoided feigning attraction to Adam Sandler all these years. Time to rectify that w... / Continue →
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Wow, it's been over a week since we last saw Nicolas Cage overact in a ridiculous wig. Maybe the guy has finally decided to stop doing all these inane action films and get back to--never mind, here you go:... / Continue →
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It took some time and a lot of Juno references, but we finally have an internationally-adopted American export worse for health than fast food: there's a Spanish version of the [Genre] Movie series. As you'd expect, it's a full dinner's worth of spoof tapas, including arbitrary... / Continue →
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Michael Cera times two??? Are my eyes seeing twice the quantity of things they typically observe during regular function? No! It's a new Youth in Revolt trailer, this time presented with all the swearing He intended. Watch:... / Continue →
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So, if I'm understanding the design, they're marketing this as the perfect movie for the Christian abstinence pamphlet enthusiast? I'm sure that group will be happy to see their love of sunset, beach and ghostly head imagery finally being addressed. The Last Song Poster [IMPA]... / Continue →
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About a month-and-a-half ago, someone named Jessica emailed me (that's right, a girl emailed me; jealous?) some interesting information: My brother just waited on Sam Raimi and John Malkovich a few days ago while they were in Lafayette, Louisiana. As they were leaving, Raimi r... / Continue →
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Looks like Johnny Depp will continue paying off his life debt to Tim Burton in the only payment Burton will accept: creepy weirdo performances. Sci Fi Wire has confirmed Depp will star in yet another of the director's projects, this time taking the role of vampire Barnabas Coll... / Continue →
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This January, The Kids in the Hall have a new, 8-part miniseries coming to the CBC (and airing on Comedy Central three times a day for the next eight years following that, I assume). They've just released a trailer for the show, so if your morning is ready for some Canadians in... / Continue →
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This is his Victoria's Secret commercial. He was presumably given the assignment, "make something with hot babes wearing lingerie." He responded with this abbreviated 1998 music video montage using models in place of P. Diddy and Tom Petty. And adding an explosion, of course. ... / Continue →
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Time to get frustrated by how incredibly close Nedry got to escaping from the island with this amazing, obviously-useful Jurassic Park map made by Terry "Tyrannosaurus" Davis (with assistance from Bernard "BrachioInGen" Kyer, Jeff "T-Rex_Master" Venancio, et al)! Reliving all t... / Continue →
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Jack Black, who has voiced characters in Kung Fu Panda, Ice Age, Shark Tale, and you'd think Madagascar or something but apparently not, won't be doing a voice in a new animated feature! He will, however, be producing a new animated feature about cryptozoology freaks: The unti... / Continue →
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Want to see the first three point five minutes of the new David Cross comedy series that also features appearances by Will Arnett, Spike Jonze, and Amber Tamblyn? Of course you do, wise reader: you know all of those people are pretty great (except maybe Amber Tamblyn, who you'r... / Continue →
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A confusing weekend box office for you: 1. The Blind Side - Despite being in its third week of release, and in the face of the wide releases of three new films and continued competition from New Moon, Sandra Bullock saved a giant boy (or did he save her...?) to the tune of $20... / Continue →
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It's been a good month if you're the kind of person who emails me YouTube clips of babies doing things. First you got Babies, the documentary about how babies still behave exactly like babies no matter what international location subtitle is placed at the bottom of the screen. ... / Continue →

