Nov 19 2009Yet Another Movie Poster You Won't Believe Is Real (But It Is!)
Like Old Dogs, Crazy on the Outside is one of those rare, terminal illness-style films that shows up seemingly out of nowhere and is so shocking, so heinous, that I just can't believe--refuse to believe--no matter what the charts/posters say, can really be happening. How were there no symptoms, no articles in Variety? This is for real? Crazy on the Outside is incurable at this point in the marketing cycle? And Tim Allen DIRECTED it, too? I didn't even know such a thing could happen. It's going to take a while to come to terms with all this.
Also, how is J.K. Simmons on the poster but not Kelsey Grammer? Has Law & Order's Skoda somehow become a more popular psychiatrist than Frasier Crane? Oh, how the mighty have fallen, and been forced to star in half a season of Hank.
Crazy on the Outside Poster [ComingSoon]
Reader Comments
1. 1st Success - November 19, 2009 11:39 AM
Crap.
2. Timbo - November 19, 2009 11:40 AM
Wow Ray Liotta and Tim Allen go at it once again with Sigourney Weaver struggling to earn a paycheck that she'll be in ANYTHING:
Wild Hogs 2: The Attack of Galaxy Quest
3. che-che - November 19, 2009 12:27 PM
my GOD! where has the funding to making movie posters gone!
terrible terrible photoshoping! shitty color pallete. walls are blown out. and terribly put together put some fake occlussion on them bitches!! and the floor what the hell! and his arms are stubby looking.
4. jaime - November 19, 2009 1:20 PM
holy smokes batman! the level of failed actors in this movie is off the charts! we better leave before the radiation kills us!
5. jaime - November 19, 2009 1:25 PM
and why the hell is j.k. simmons' name so small? he's way better than the top 3 names on the poster... burn after reading, juno, thank you for smoking.
then we have tim allen, whose c.v. consists of home improvement and the one where he's trained for combat by the lesser belushi brother.
6. John - November 19, 2009 8:25 PM
The End All Guide On How To Make A Major Motion Picture:
Step 1 - Find a half dozen actors who people will vaguely recognize their name and/or have starred in a sitcom within the past two decades who will work for virtually nothing(or room and board/drugs).
Step 2 - Dartboard a comedic genre. Potentials include weddings, buddy cops, dysfunctional families, and Adam-Sandler-Gets-Unreasonably-Hot-Chick-Despite-Being-Obnoxcious-Asshat.
(Land on dysfunctional families.)
Step 3 - Copy and paste alternating portions of The War of the Roses and Stuart Saves his Family.
Step 4 - This Poster.
7. Talent Scout For Major Film Studio - November 20, 2009 7:00 AM
@7 John - You're hired.
8. frank - November 23, 2009 9:20 PM
@2: hey, Galaxy Quest was great. Only thing I haven't hated Tim Allen in. I feel bad for Sigourney Weaver, but the most of the clowns in that poster deserve nothing better. Oh well, maybe when Avatar comes out she'll be able to get decent movies.