Nov 10 2009Winona Ryder Is a Dancer, Joins Aronofsky's Next
Good news, Winona Ryder's agent! Winona Ryder is going to be in another movie!
Winona Ryder is in talks to co-star in Darren Aronofsky's supernatural thriller "Black Swan" opposite Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.Set in the New York ballet world, the story centers on a veteran dancer (Portman) and a rival (Kunis) who are tangled in a manipulative relationship, but it's unclear whether the rival is real or a figment of the ballet dancer's imagination. Ryder will play a fellow dancer.
I get it: lure out-of-touch Gen-Xers in with the promise of Winona Ryder, then reveal to them the new, younger models of hip, dark-haired thin babes we now have to fawn over. Clever, Aronofsky. You'll acculturate them yet.

Reader Comments
1. scooby - November 10, 2009 1:23 PM
All jews, all hollywood. wow.
2. jaybles - November 10, 2009 1:36 PM
sounds good, though anything aronofsky is doing or about to do sounds good to me.
3. Morley - November 10, 2009 3:18 PM
Not to mention any hint of a possibility of a Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis catfight.
4. bribios - November 10, 2009 4:28 PM
On top of that dude is married to Rachel Weisz. Definitely has a thing for the brunette chicks with pretty eyes.
5. livingjetlag - November 10, 2009 6:37 PM
So, wait, are you saying Natalie Portman and Winona Ryder aren't the same person? I just figured they were both the same cyborg-thing, renamed for each generation.
6. vicmorrow - November 10, 2009 7:07 PM
..so their putting all the celebrities i've wanted to f*ck in the last ten years in a movie, together?
7. Frank - November 11, 2009 1:28 AM
I'm confused. Which one of them plays Robocop?
8. bronskrat - November 11, 2009 9:47 AM
Now with more spank-spank-spank!