Nov 10 2009Winona Ryder Is a Dancer, Joins Aronofsky's Next

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Good news, Winona Ryder's agent! Winona Ryder is going to be in another movie!

Winona Ryder is in talks to co-star in Darren Aronofsky's supernatural thriller "Black Swan" opposite Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.

Set in the New York ballet world, the story centers on a veteran dancer (Portman) and a rival (Kunis) who are tangled in a manipulative relationship, but it's unclear whether the rival is real or a figment of the ballet dancer's imagination. Ryder will play a fellow dancer.

I get it: lure out-of-touch Gen-Xers in with the promise of Winona Ryder, then reveal to them the new, younger models of hip, dark-haired thin babes we now have to fawn over. Clever, Aronofsky. You'll acculturate them yet.

Reader Comments

All jews, all hollywood. wow.

sounds good, though anything aronofsky is doing or about to do sounds good to me.

Not to mention any hint of a possibility of a Natalie Portman / Mila Kunis catfight.

On top of that dude is married to Rachel Weisz. Definitely has a thing for the brunette chicks with pretty eyes.

So, wait, are you saying Natalie Portman and Winona Ryder aren't the same person? I just figured they were both the same cyborg-thing, renamed for each generation.

..so their putting all the celebrities i've wanted to f*ck in the last ten years in a movie, together?

I'm confused. Which one of them plays Robocop?

Now with more spank-spank-spank!

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