Nov 16 2009Weekend Box Office Goes Just As Mayans Foretold

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Your weekend box office results. Save a tree; don't print them out this week.

1. 2012 - $65 million, a huge outpouring of support for the film's once hugely popular but now aging star, Flooding and Explosions.

2. A Christmas Carol - $22.3 million, another mediocre weekend that gives hope we might not have to endure A Christmas Carol 2: Scrooge the Pooch.

3. The Men Who Stare at Goats - $6.2 million. Don't believe any of this film's B.S. staring-at-goats-could-kill-them theories. I've stared at so many animals and people wishing they would die, and it never pays off.

4. Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire - $6.1 million--and that's on only 174 screens--giving hope to all those other little indie dramas that also have the endorsements of two of America's most influential women (Oprah and Madea).

5. This Is It - $5.1 million. Weren't we promised this would be out of theaters by now, finally allowing Michael Jackson's soul to escape the limbo of consumerism?

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

Reader Comments

Scrooge the Pooch, in which Scrooge (Jim Carrey) has died and is reincarnated as a dog so he can save the now grown up Tiny Tim (Gary Oldman) from a curmudgeonly industrialist (Tom Hanks) with the help of his friends Carlyle the rat (David Spade) and Tubs the Christmas turkey (Jack Black), and maybe teach everyone a little something about the true meaning of Christmas. It will make $50 million in its opening weekend.

I found 2012 a little too unrealistic, it had a black US president.

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