Nov 30 2009'Spy Next Door' Poster: The Red Text on White Lets You Know It's Probably Hilarious
Want to see Jackie Chan re-enact scenes from Mission Impossible while babysitting and holding a laser pointer, possibly for the purposes of delivering a covert Powerpoint presentation? Good, because that's a movie now! And if you can't tell by Jackie's empty glare, it's probably hilarious! Also, a pig is in it for some reason. So why aren't you waiting outside a theater yet?
Reader Comments
1. Leonidas Smith - November 30, 2009 10:47 AM
Billy. Aids. Virus.
2. hidey ho - November 30, 2009 10:49 AM
so Vin Diesel wasn't available for The Babysitter II?
3. Cinema Obsessed - November 30, 2009 10:54 AM
Haven't Jackie Chan's people told him yet that his films don't do well unless he's paired with an American comedian? His solo projects always flop.
4. Wile E. Coyote - November 30, 2009 11:28 AM
Billy Ray Cyrus AND George Lopez?! I smell Oscar glory.
5. Rex - November 30, 2009 11:53 AM
Nice photoshop job on Jakie's head there poster designer, that junk looks AMAZINGLY NATURAL!
6. proteon - November 30, 2009 4:00 PM
You will say you don't hate posters but I smell a misadventure with design layout in your past. Happy Holidays Mark.
7. livingjetlag - November 30, 2009 5:51 PM
This is going to be f***ing awesome! And then there'll be a squeakquel!
Please kill me.
8. STeve - November 30, 2009 6:28 PM
The kids were just cut out of the first poster. They took the time to take two photos of the pig, but just copied the same photo of the actual actors...
So... there's that.
9. Remegy - December 1, 2009 12:03 AM
let me guess:
Jackie Chan works for some secret spy organization ( SSSO for short) on a mission, Jackie screws up. As punishment, his boss (probably Cyrus) sets him up on a 'special' mission... BABYSITTING! OH NO! what will Jackie do? he's never babysitted before! And the kids don't like him! to make matters worse, the Bad guys organization (BGO for short) finds out he's a babysitter and attack him for no real apparent reason, how is Jackie gonna fight them without letting the kids know he's a secret agent. Luckily the kids have already found out ( because their just smart like that) and come to the rescue, wearing specially fitting spy wear that Jackie just happened to have on him... will the kids and Jackie Chan save the world form evil George Lopez, and more importantly BEFORE BEDTIME?!? no.
[spoiler]the pig will end up saving their asses in some weird way[/spoiler]
10. tiffany and co - December 1, 2009 7:12 AM
Billy Ray Cyrus AND George Lopez?! I smell Oscar glory.
11. Medstore - December 1, 2009 9:46 AM
I will a awesome move....waiting for it......
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12. haha - December 1, 2009 11:19 PM
that glued on jackie chan head is freaking me out
13. frank - December 6, 2009 11:59 PM
What an ugly fucking uncreative poster. I secretly suspect that poster designers put in exactly the amount of work they think the movie in question deserves. That's why great movies tend to have cool posters, while movies like this look just like the garbage they're bound to be. It's like they're trying to warn us.
14. wow accounts - December 20, 2009 9:31 PM
no bad
15. bijoux tiffany - December 20, 2009 9:33 PM
The Ballad of the Green Beret has been one of my favorite songs since childhood. I've always been enthralled by song's epic poetry and steadfast resolve of its descriptions.