Nov 6 2009Someone Finally Thought To Make Aliens Fight Ninjas
Specifically, the nation of Japan thought of that, opening the floodgates for Pirates vs. Predator, Zombies vs. Freddy, and Whatever Group Internet Culture Has Deemed Cool vs. Standard Versus Character.
This is the plot (the plot is basically ninjas fighting aliens):
Once upon a time in Japan, there was a band of great Ninja warriors led by Yamata called Iga Ninja. One day they witness a flash in the sky and a roaring giant ball of fire crashes into the distant forest. The warriors rush into the deep woods in an attempt to identify the mysterious fireball. There, instead of finding predictable enemies, they are stunned to face never-seen-before creatures with claws and fangs, the aliens! The hungry brutal aliens start to savage and feast on the Ninja warriors, leaving only a few to survive. Yamata and his warriors swear to avenge their comrades' deaths and risk their lives to challenge the aliens. However, none of the Ninja weapons, neither their swords nor their throwing stars, has any affect on the alien warriors. Now the Japanese greatest Iga Ninja face the biggest challenge ever!
Anyone else let down that the ninja weapons apparently have no effect on the aliens? If these ninjas aren't using swords or throwing stars, I'm not sure I care to see these ninjas. A ninja not using swords or throwing stars basically ceases to be a ninja (unless he's instead swinging nunchaku). That's just an asshole wearing a lot of black, fighting an alien.
Reader Comments
1. Cinema Obsessed - November 6, 2009 3:54 PM
Although I'm sure it's meant to be a great action flick, I think it'll be great for a laugh.
2. first haha - November 6, 2009 7:53 PM
iT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME
3. Eric - November 6, 2009 8:34 PM
internet culture didn't decide zombies and ninjas were cool, us nerds did decades ago. and disney decided pirates were cool, which all american idiots agree with. they're not. pyow!
4. FDSY - November 6, 2009 9:55 PM
Why Eric? Why do you have to hate all Americans?
I try not to generalize, and I get this. Why do I keep it up? Why don't I just hate large groups of people based just on their geographic location?
5. ayame - November 6, 2009 11:40 PM
I feel bad for that alien in the background.
6. DarkDeathRay - November 7, 2009 10:49 AM
Ninjas. Aliens. Fighting each other. Well, DUH!!! Why didn't anyone think of this before? Now all they need is some gratuitous showing of boobies and every dude on the planet will see this movie.
7. bendizle - November 8, 2009 7:16 AM
when will we see PvA (pirates vs. aliens)??
it has to PvA so it confuses people with predator vs. aliens...
8. Josh - November 9, 2009 11:58 AM
I wasn't aware that body molded kevlar armor existed hundreds of years ago. neat!
9. Dp - November 9, 2009 12:56 PM
What we need is an alien ninja pirate zombie school musical!
10. Photoshop Police - November 9, 2009 2:39 PM
Great Premise - bad acronym.
You can't use AVN.
There is a very popular (and awesome) publication group that holds an awards show in Vegas every year that would have a small issue with your infringement of their copyright.
11. Frank - November 11, 2009 1:58 AM
Ed Hardy: Polite, but repetitive.
"That's just an asshole wearing a lot of black, fighting an alien."
I couldn't have said it better myself. This is going to be a crap sandwich with a side order of crap and a tall cool glass of crap to wash it down with. Arnold killed the predator with some sharp sticks and cartoonish machismo, and the ninja can't fight some retarded-looking turtle-faced thing with swords and throwing stars? Codswallop, I say!