Sorry, guys, I had to do that most of today. Or maybe it was more like this. Either way, I ended up not having to be Pauly Shore, so we can get back to entertainment news for a few...

How long have we waited for a film villain to combine equal parts Tiny Tim and Nosferatu? TOO LONG. Don't wait any longer. He is risen:...

Specifically, the nation of Japan thought of that, opening the floodgates for Pirates vs. Predator, Zombies vs. Freddy, and Whatever Group Internet Culture Has Deemed Cool vs. Standard Versus Character. This is the plot (the plot is basically ninjas...

If you thought the last Sherlock Holmes trailer was "wtf sherlock homes is not a cage fighter gay," wait until you see this one! You should have roughly he same reaction....

Forget mobile phone-based thrillers, everyone. We've got a new ridiculous, specific brand of mysterious-agents-chasing-a-guy thriller on the way that sounds even better (stupider): the magic pill that makes you rich and powerful thriller! Finally, a film that turns Kids...

Dan Aykroyd, Anna Faris, and Justin Timberlake!: Faris will play a nature documentarian who follows the antics of a bear in fictional Jellystone Park. Aykroyd will voice Yogi, and Timberlake could end up lending his pipes for Yogi's constant...

Mom is already asking the ticket guy to see a manager about these. "Why would anyone name a movie something so vile? Let alone print it on posters and hang it up for me to see! And children! Children...

Yeah, someone still thinks it's a good idea to make another movie about Nicolas Cage riding a motorcycle and sometimes having a flaming skull head. Screenwriter David Goyer recently talked to MTV about the project, and made sure to...