Nov 4 2009'Salt' Trailer: Angelina the Spy
Next summer, only one film will combine the action and thrills of a Bourne film with the girlish fun of dying your hair and dressing up in different sexy outfits: Salt! Starring Angelina Jolie as: Salt!
Here's your trailer.
As if Angelina Jolie could be a Russian spy and get by delivering a convincing American accent. Did no one hear her dialect work in Alexander?
Reader Comments
1. bowers28 - November 4, 2009 6:09 PM
this movie looks TERRIBLE. nice slow-motion wall kick... filth
2. bruce-ski - November 4, 2009 6:40 PM
damn... she still got it
3. Brian Williams, NBC Nightly News - November 4, 2009 6:45 PM
Wasn't this the last Family Guy episode, where Adam West & Meg become Russian assassins because of microchips implanted in their brains? Sweet.
And why do movie studios think that A) Female government employees look like models, and B) Angelina can play anybody but Angelina now? If it's going to be some female spy movie, I want to see some Robo-Dyke-Monster, like Hillary Swank.
4. Platform Albany. - November 4, 2009 8:57 PM
Get Away discoloration.
5. Vacinnia - November 4, 2009 9:09 PM
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Heavy flub Baldwin.
6. boot knife - November 4, 2009 9:29 PM
This trailer seems like it wants to convince you that killing the president would be totally badass.
7. Rem - November 4, 2009 9:43 PM
Wow, Evelyn Salt has quite the overreaction.
8. AngryChineseDriver - November 4, 2009 10:23 PM
That last scene where she jumps = TOTAL WEAKSAUCE.
My baby cousin could jump off a wall better than that.
Speaking of, I want some applesauce. Mmm...
9. Dogless - November 5, 2009 1:15 AM
So, we're still scared of Russians then?
And now that AJ is getting older, her complete lack of acting ability is starting to show more than usual. We'll find out the same about the one with the toe-thumbs* soon enough.
*I can't remember her name.
10. Fumus - November 5, 2009 9:57 AM
Nice Albany!! Woot...
They shot that movie a couple blocks away from where I work. I saw her do that bridge jumping scene that's Albany NY!! YEAPPPP...REPPIN HARD
11. Judy - November 5, 2009 10:46 AM
@7 - I was thinking the same thing! She had to run away and go rouge because there is no way that she could explain that a crazy Russian guy was just blowing smoke?
12. che-che - November 5, 2009 10:56 AM
(insert ridiculous ray liota laugh) aaaaaaaaaahaahahahaaaaa! what a peice of shit!
13. Erica - November 5, 2009 10:56 AM
The action actually looks pretty good. But there is way too much pouting and vanity in Angelina's performance. She's so gaunt she looks like she'd keel over if she upped her cardio. Not a believable action heroine.
14. Lela Bugosi - November 5, 2009 11:54 AM
more like "SUCK"
15. Stan - November 5, 2009 11:59 AM
NOTE TO ALL MOVIE STUDIOS AND DIRECTORS: Do not ever make a movie with "kill the president" premise, it immediately divorces any kind of plot from reality, we know who the president is, and why the hell russian would want to kill him any way ? "killing the president" became the cliche of hollywood culture, throw together any kind of action plot, pit good guys against bad guys, and...what, you don't have a central idea ? not to worry, how about good old "kill the president" shtick, clearly a dividing line between good and evil ! - that seems to be the thinking.. when i hear "president" my not all that sophisticated brain pulls out the picture of current commander in chief and slaps it on the kitchen table, period. Salt may be a good movie as far as acting and action go, we shall see, but already it is semi-retarded because the 'kill the president" stupidity..
16. Rosenow - November 5, 2009 12:56 PM
"Who is Evelyn Salt" = "Who is John Galt" ?
17. Ian - November 5, 2009 3:57 PM
At least it has Chiwetel Ejiofor in it. He's awesome.
18. Becky - November 5, 2009 4:00 PM
ugh she's already done this a million and a half times. NEXT!
19. Hal - November 5, 2009 11:07 PM
To quote my female coworker: "That's the worst wall jump punch I've ever seen." No argument.
20. Hal - November 5, 2009 11:08 PM
OOPS - have been told that she said "WEAKEST" not "worst."
21. Hal - November 5, 2009 11:09 PM
UPDATED! "That's the weakest wall jump punch I've ever seen."
22. DrThrasher - November 6, 2009 10:59 AM
I'm looking forward for the sequel; Pepper.
23. Remegy - November 6, 2009 4:04 PM
yup, 'pepper' is her long lost twin sister, and they side together against their new enemy 'sugar'
Its hard to believe that they've actually sunk so low as to make a movie about a spice... wait, it's believable...
24. Sueyo - November 6, 2009 5:41 PM
Wow, I'm glad Tom Cruise didn't play in this. It looks like some dumb shit. Angelina Jolee can have it, it'll just be another bomb on her resume.
She needs to go back to Tomb Raider. They weren't great, but wow, they were better than this.
25. Nate - November 6, 2009 11:12 PM
Wow she looks like shit, but the film looks fun.
26. Jimbo - November 7, 2009 2:25 AM
@17
Yeah, I recall reading about this on Rotten Tomatoes a couple of months ago. Where this movie was rethought after Tom Cruise refused to play the part of John Galt over some indifference's or something.
27. stu52 - November 7, 2009 4:58 AM
"my name is vassily orlov."
(checks the computer list of spies. nothing.)
"he doesn't exist!"
28. cyborg011 - November 8, 2009 6:38 PM
I liked Paprika better
29. cyborg011 - November 8, 2009 6:39 PM
I liked Paprika better
30. MandurahFiend - November 12, 2009 3:55 AM
Maybe the studios forget that lamo Kevin Costner movie "NO WAY OUT" - same premise (bar the presidential thing) - but seriously what a load of rubbish!
31. poker27 - November 13, 2009 1:50 PM
"my name is vassily orlov."
(shows an old photograph of him, with the name OLEG Vassily Orlov)
"he doesn't exist!"
goof?