Nov 18 2009'Percy Jackson' International Trailer: Your iPod Touch Could Fashionaly Save Your Life
Say you're a half-god teenager up against Uma Thurman Medusa. What sort of reflective surface do you think you could you use against her while also communicating a strong brand image? What has the necessary sheen to direct her image back at her while at the same time letting her know, before she permanently turns to stone, that you care about cost, quality, and conformity in your choice of music player? What item could cast back Medusa's powerful gaze and download an application called "iFart"?
Find out in the new Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Zeus and his Lightning Bolt trailer!
Maybe he only uses the iPod to glance around the tree. He probably later uses the new iPod Nano's video function to record her, then play it back at her to turn her to stone.
Reader Comments
1. neo - November 18, 2009 3:35 PM
Another Harry Potter clone...boring.. But Rosario looks FINE. Dam.
2. skid mark - November 18, 2009 3:54 PM
looked aight.
and i watched without sound so potentially awesome.
3. lain - November 18, 2009 4:07 PM
Since he directed HP 1 & 2 (which were very accurate but very dry movies), are people gonna think this is similar to HP?
4. Mr. Samuel Alito, Supreme Court Justice - November 18, 2009 5:09 PM
There are two L's in "fashionally," god dammit.
5. K - November 18, 2009 5:59 PM
is this based on a best-selling book or something?
who green lighted this?
that being said, i will stream it when a dvdrip is available.
6. Akbar Lightning - November 18, 2009 10:37 PM
wow, the pen is like a sword, it's like the pen is usually mightier than the sword, but that pen is actually a pen and a sword, it's like mightier than itself...
7. Nice Pete - November 19, 2009 12:12 AM
That actually doesn't look too bad. The books are much better than most people probably expect (no, they'd never have been published without Harry Potter's success but they still have more than enough originality). I'm ok with them aging the characters a bit rather than trying to find good actors in the 11-13 range (seriously, when was the last time a tween-aged actor didn't suck?)
8. Atoall - November 19, 2009 6:05 AM
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9. Erica - November 19, 2009 7:50 AM
Sean Bean + Kevin Mckidd = win
10. mop a top - November 19, 2009 12:30 PM
This movie based on a book series by Rick rodian. They werent bad books actually. so if this movie goes well thell probally be makin the rest. Hope they dont ruin the book tho.
11. mop a top - November 19, 2009 12:31 PM
This movie based on a book series by Rick rodian. They werent bad books actually. so if this movie goes well thell probally be makin the rest. Hope they dont ruin the book tho.
12. monster - November 22, 2009 6:18 AM
@8
That might actually be the funniest spam I've read in a long time
THERE'S NO NEED OF ENGLISH ON INTERNET SHAPE GUYS
still, this is better than that first trailer. might go see it if i happen to be going to the cinema to see a movie...
13. sva1994 - November 23, 2009 4:51 PM
"Another Harry Potter clone...boring.."
Right, because Harry Potter was the *first* story to ever use fantasy elements. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
14. frank - November 23, 2009 9:41 PM
Haha. Wow, those first few seconds of the trailer, I don't even know.
"Golly massa, you suuuure is good at swimmin' in dat dere wata! I sho nuff can't 'magine how you done dat!"
"Yes, thank you goofy black sidekick, I am indeed godlike in my skill and beauty, just like the character from the book, who totally isn't a gawky 12 year old."
I guess you can't be a Harry Potter takeoff if you turn your protagonist into a Twilight takeoff. That said, some of the effects look cool, and I do like the pensword. Honestly, the iPhone thing doesn't bother me. It just seems likely he would have that in his pocket, as opposed to a hand-mirror or polished bronze shield.
15. Ryan Smith - November 24, 2009 1:08 PM
looks kinda cool
harry potter licks my grandma's cooter tho, fuck that shit
16. joe - November 29, 2009 1:46 AM
I have read all books all great, besides second. Hopefully the movies don't ruin how the book ran and told the story.