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People (12-Year-Old Girls) Really Excited About Seeing 'New Moon'

November 16, 2009 / movie, new moon, news, twilight

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With days of ticket sales to go before NewMoonday (Friday), The Twilight Saga: New Moon has, in human history's record, become the top selling pre-sales film in Fandango history. The vampire/wolfman teen melodrama, which debuts on the 20th, currently accounts for 86% of ticket sales, and has found itself at the top of a top pre-sales list that includes the last Star Wars thing, the last Harry Potter thing, the last Batman thing, the last Twilight thing, and the series finale of M*A*S*H.

Enjoy the spotlight while it lasts, New Moon. The young teen girl taste is fickle; you can't reign forever. Today's Jonathan Taylor Thomas is yesterday's Mark-Paul Gosselaar, or whatever three-named thing girls are into now. You won't always be the high school jock they all want. Soon you'll be their fat husband who married them because they were pregnant, and now everyone on Facebook is judging you. What now, New Moon? What now?

New Moon Becomes Top Advance Ticket-Seller in Fandango History [ComingSoon]

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