Nov 24 2009'Nine' Poster: One of These Things Doesn't Belong
From MSN, here's the first poster for Nine, Rob Marshall's film adaptation of a musical based on a play based on Fellini's 8½. There's a bit of an error on the image though; one thing doesn't belong. Can you spot it? Here's a hint: it's the thing that looks like the corpse of a meth-addled Gothic hooker who was brutally beaten and found in a ravine weeks later.
Honestly, if they're going to put Tim Burton's Battle Damage Fergie on this thing, at least try to bury her on the end or something. Don't start with her. She's tainting the whole thing. I'd rather see her septuagenarian co-star Judi Dench in a corset than have to stare at this Victorian brothel Swamp Thing.
Reader Comments
1. butholw - November 24, 2009 11:43 AM
SECOND BITCHES
2. emree - November 24, 2009 11:55 AM
check out kate's right arm. very fucked up photoshop job.
3. Poppa Smurf - November 24, 2009 12:22 PM
ill still put it in there butts PUK PUK PUK nuts clapping against there vag
4. PB&J - November 24, 2009 1:18 PM
@#2 No doubt...they even gave her breasts. Ahhhh the magic of Hollywood.
5. Hal - November 24, 2009 2:02 PM
Too distracted by Penelope's bounty to notice anything...
6. a rod - November 24, 2009 2:20 PM
Peen a lope is rocking that poster
7. che-che - November 24, 2009 2:42 PM
wouldnt my sticking my penis in her lope! get it!!! a bit of word play there!
8. piercingrob - November 24, 2009 5:24 PM
Fergie looks a little Ralph Lauren'd too (which, I'm pretty sure is the new verson of the "photoshopped!" comment). Are we expected to believe that she's pulling excess cloth away from those monster thighs?
9. In the stead... - November 24, 2009 8:35 PM
Penelope will always be the flat chested Selma
10. VagJJ - November 24, 2009 11:22 PM
Kate Hudson is a has-been who´s way to old to be hanging out with some of the 20 somethings she hangs out with. She really needs to stop believing all the crap the media hype around her.
11. Faust - November 25, 2009 6:18 AM
Very well put. I don't know if I agree, but very, very, VERY well put.
12. Donk Donkerson - November 25, 2009 1:53 PM
If there's a movie I want to see any less, I can't think of it.
13. Drama - November 25, 2009 6:37 PM
@2 its more of a lighting issue. If you look closer the way the light hits her arm makes it look strange.
14. Anon - November 25, 2009 8:10 PM
Oh Jesus Christ, who made this lapse in casting? ...The only time I liked seeing Fergie's face was when it was separated from her body in Planet Terror.
15. Roberto - November 26, 2009 11:56 PM
I thought it was Michelle Pfeiffer at first with those strung out gaunt cat eyes. good eye emree, and I think Fergie's right arm is warped as well as her ankle (too skinny)
16. Frank - November 27, 2009 8:01 PM
You know who doesn't belong in this movie? Fucking Daniel Day, that's who. He's the best actor by a thousandfold and they don't even mention him on the poster? Jesus.
17. Willie Dixon - November 29, 2009 8:59 PM
I don't know about what doesn't belong, but I can spot things that aren't right:
Kate Hudson's boobs don't really exist.
Fergie is not a woman.
18. Sickitten - November 29, 2009 11:47 PM
Most of the cast are losers.
19. Rich Waffle-U - November 30, 2009 8:11 AM
Whilst Fergie clearly has problems here, it's nothing a good hose down and a new set of togs wouldn't fix. But by jove, when I find the cad responsible for Penelope Cruz's hideous facial disfigurements, they shall receive such a hiding!
Wha? She was born like that? Jeezy....
20. Sinamon - December 1, 2009 7:30 PM
moreso than fergie not belonging, it's the obvious 'shopped rendering of kate's boobies. i understand enhancing something but putting something where there was nothing is just too blatant.