Nov 18 2009New 'Wolfman' Poster: Very Telling Cane Choice
If I were a wolfman, I would NEVER use a wolf cane. Or even if I'm not wolfman, if there's a wolfman issue going on locally, still not using a wolf cane. Casts too much suspicion on myself. If you're in an area with a werewolf, get yourself a cane with whatever the opposite of a wolf is on it. Maybe a toddler?
The Wolfman Poster 3 [IMPA]
Reader Comments
1. somerandomguy - November 18, 2009 6:09 PM
Maybe a Little Red Riding Hood Cane? Or the woodsman (isn't that who killed the wolf?)
2. Fiona - November 18, 2009 6:23 PM
I don't know what exactly a toddler-cane would say about you, but I know there are worse things you could be than a wolfman.
3. Delgo - November 18, 2009 7:12 PM
I dunno if Sir Anthony can save this one AND Thor...
4. ted - November 18, 2009 10:16 PM
I think you need a separate section of this blog for posts for people who use canes. Because I can walk just fine, so this post was completely irrelevant to my lifestyle. Thanks for wasting my time, gimp.
5. richard - November 19, 2009 3:44 AM
can someone please describe to cane for me?
i can't see it past these massive pop-up ads.
6. chaff disgustedly extortion - November 19, 2009 8:45 AM
routine brook lime liberalness.
marshall articulate warrigal.
sizz crab field of honor.
irratable vascular exculpation.
sit in monstrous civil liberty.
officiate twisting commensal.
plait cute benignity .
reversal whet exponent.
D lozenge bachelorhood.
7. Rancid - November 19, 2009 10:14 AM
I'm going to geek out here - but the silver-headed wolf cane was used in the original Lon Cheney, Jr. movie to kill a werewolf. As we know they are highly vulnerable to silver - even a blunt object is deadly to them.
This is a very intelligent and creative poster - hopefully this is a good sign.
8. HiHilarity - November 19, 2009 10:51 AM
Emily Blunt is often fun to look at. Hugo Weaving and Sir Anthony add to most films that they are a part of. I can't understand anything that Benicio Del Toro says. For some reason, this film leaves me thinking....meh.
9. dparks - November 19, 2009 11:52 AM
::: SPOILER ALERT!! :::
Bennie Del Toro breaks type by playing a troubled and disheveled character.
Tony Hopkins phones in the performance of a smirking old wise man.
Emily Blunt plays the caring girl next door with impressive tatas.
And Hugo Weaving embraces the role of a soft-spoken yet stern and experienced supporting character.
Ah Hollywood, how you DO play us all like violins.
10. bluemanda - November 19, 2009 1:35 PM
@7 Rancid, thank you for point this out. I can't stand how this really smart reference went unrecognized by the guy who likes to talk crap about every movie that comes along. I guess just because you "watch stuff" does not mean you watch the right stuff or that you are qualified to write about it.
11. joemama - November 21, 2009 5:53 PM
man, it took me a few seconds to figure out how the dude was standing, i was like 'there's something wrong with the arms in this pic'
lol hands behind his back ffs
12. Ha - November 22, 2009 12:18 PM
excited to see more
13. frank - November 23, 2009 9:23 PM
The opposite of the Wolfman is the Scatman.