Nov 10 2009New Entry in Vampire Movie Genre Emerges
We've got vampire horror films, vampire teen melodramas, vampire apprentices, vampire Mel Brooks spoofs; where do we go from here, vampire movies? Amy Heckerling, writer and director of Look Who's Talking and Clueless has the answer: vampire Sex and the City. This should get those hold-outs who felt Twilight's Washington setting was too backwoodsy:
The [romantic comedy Vamps] will be a modern-day tale of two young female vampires living the good life in New York until love enters the picture and each has to make a choice that will jeopardise their immortality.Krysten Ritter is on board as one of the female leads with additional casting underway.
Don't settle down, vampire Carrie! Everyone knows moving to Connecticut makes shopping vampires mortal!
I can't wait until this vampire thing plays itself out and we can get back to making trite, shitty films without forcing in a paranormal twist.

Reader Comments
1. Sean - November 10, 2009 4:47 PM
terrible.
2. Hairball - November 10, 2009 8:06 PM
i read scripts at my job. this was one of them. i never thought ink on paper could be so dangerous, but after i read this i went home and killed all my daughters just so they wouldnt have to see this movie and/or become vamps.
3. Ryan Smith - November 10, 2009 8:44 PM
least that bitch looks a like monster
4. Donut - November 10, 2009 9:20 PM
R U FRIGGIN KIDDIN ME?! the world has gone completely homo(nuthing against homo's, u get EXACTLY what i'm saying!!)
5. SAW - November 11, 2009 10:17 PM
Enough vampire based shit!