'Kick-Ass' Character Posters: Mom Disapproves

November 6, 2009 Comments

Mom is already asking the ticket guy to see a manager about these. "Why would anyone name a movie something so vile? Let alone print it on posters and hang it up for me to see! And children! Children could see this, when they only wanted to see a Shrek! It's offensive! It's just not right! (Sigh.) Something must be wrong in their heads."

Bigger versions that are even more distasteful here.

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