Hear Susie Essman Scream Until Your Ears Bleed

November 24, 2009 Comments

Creating the perfect porno for bespectacled masochists, Jezebel has assembled a video containing every instance of Susie Green screaming insanely at someone on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Her work at bringing "four-eyed" back into the popular insult lexicon is truly amazing. As is the phrase "car wash cunt."

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