Nov 16 2009'Disney's Oceans' Trailer: See Our Maritime Freaks on the Big Screen
Next Earth Day, spend the holiday the way nature intended: see some of the freaks nature has allowed to thrive in our waters with Disney's Oceans.
This trailer is pretty light on the freak fare, but I imagine the actual film must include at least a few examples of deep sea things with jaws so impossibly giant that it's infuriating/cringe-inducing:
Why has no one yet fused Disney's Nature series/BBC's Planet Earth with Buck Hunter? I would pay nearly anything for the ability to go to a bar and kill some of these Earth mutants.
Reader Comments
1. dimmsome - November 16, 2009 4:31 PM
they look like fleshlights
2. Fiona - November 16, 2009 4:46 PM
Thanks for understanding exactly how I feel about deepsea abominations. Imagine one of them in your half-full bathtub!
3. Clouseau - November 16, 2009 4:53 PM
The newly discovered Lenofish.
4. Dan - November 16, 2009 5:36 PM
whats with the fucking adverts that keep crashing firefox?
5. Sharkey - November 16, 2009 6:29 PM
Why don't they just re-release Blue Planet. At least then they'd have David Attenborough narrating 6 episodes of Stoner Gold, instead of some half-arsed attempt to bring natural history to America in one 2 hour segment narrated by a failing Hollywood has been...
What?! You know it's true.
6. Nate - November 16, 2009 6:43 PM
The Wheal at the end looked CGI
7. That guy right there - November 16, 2009 11:49 PM
....................What the fuck are those?