'Clash of the Titans' Trailer: This Sweet Music Makes Me Think Something Awesome Should Be Happening!
Imagine if Hercules: The Legendary Journeys had just a few thousand more dollars in its budget. How many extra eight or nine hours Kevin Sorbo could have afforded to spend in the gym; how many tens of more extras could have been employed; how much slightly more realistic the giant CGI scorpions might have appeared; how they could have maybe got Liam Neeson to do a brief cameo to slam his fist on something. Wouldn't that have been pretty mediocre?
Imagine no longer! That Sliders parallel universe is now:
Man, these soundtrack guys know exactly what me and my friends listen to when we backyard wrestle.
Something is happening in the world of Titans, friends! Clashing is happening!
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Upset that everyone thought his cool drawings of giant scorpions and shit were lame, Clash of the Titans has, like many a teased eighth-grader, taken solace in growing its hair out and listening to industrial metal. Tuning out all the parents and critics who just didn't underst... / Continue →
"The Voyage of the Dawn Treader"? I guess these kids are going on some sort of voyage involving the Dawn Treader now. And Liam Neeson the Lion is there again. And probably some Christian overtones. I have no idea; I thought we were done with these.... / Continue →
