Imagine if Hercules: The Legendary Journeys had just a few thousand more dollars in its budget. How many extra eight or nine hours Kevin Sorbo could have afforded to spend in the gym; how many tens of more extras could have been employed; how much slightly more realistic the giant CGI scorpions might have appeared; how they could have maybe got Liam Neeson to do a brief cameo to slam his fist on something. Wouldn't that have been pretty mediocre?
Imagine no longer! That Sliders parallel universe is now:
Man, these soundtrack guys know exactly what me and my friends listen to when we backyard wrestle.
Something is happening in the world of Titans, friends! Clashing is happening!
Looking at this new international trailer for Clash of the Titans, the film still looks like a big budget Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. But at the same time, basically all I've been asking for s... / Continue →
Upset that everyone thought his cool drawings of giant scorpions and shit were lame, Clash of the Titans has, like many a teased eighth-grader, taken solace in growing its hair out and listening to industrial metal. Tuning out all the parents and critics who just didn't underst... / Continue →
"The Voyage of the Dawn Treader"? I guess these kids are going on some sort of voyage involving the Dawn Treader now. And Liam Neeson the Lion is there again. And probably some Christian overtones. I have no idea; I thought we were done with these.... / Continue →