Nov 13 2009'Charlie's Angels' Being Forcefully Dragged Back Onto Televisions

Continuing the dismal trend of digging up the lifeless corpses of '70s and '80s television shows, painting them up pretty, and watching them decay over a single season of broadcast television (ed: see Knight Rider, The Bionic Woman, web-slingers!), ABC is reportedly close to ordering a pilot for a new adaptation of Charlie's Angels.

The latest revival will be the third attempt, looming under the finger-gunned ladyshadows of plans made in 1988 and 2004 that never reached campy eroticism actualization.

No word on how this will affect plans for a third Charlie Angel movie. The two surely can't run parallel; the heavens could never stand to loan mankind six slutty-looking women all at once.