Nov 23 2009'Beauty and the Beast' Gets the 'Twilight' Treatment: 'Beastly' Teaser
Also the "instead of becoming an actual beast, he turns into a neo-Nazi covered in unfortunate henna tattoos and liquid metal veins" treatment:
Wow, CBS films look as good as CBS television series! Except, no, actually this doesn't look as good as the CBS Beauty and the Beast television series. And that's really saying something.
Reader Comments
1. Fiona - November 23, 2009 3:34 PM
Who's he talking to? Is the Beast a separate entity? And why do I get this vague impression that he's fighting crime?
2. movies4theblind - November 23, 2009 4:19 PM
"Who are you?....Who I'm? I'm your ugliest inside out" hahaha
3. Smallville (aka Clark Kent) - November 23, 2009 4:21 PM
i really must object to using my set and special effects.
P.S. Is vanessa hudgens the beast in this one? freeze frame at 0:12
4. Jrdn - November 23, 2009 5:25 PM
that was the worst tagline i've heard. well maybe not but still.
that was GOD AWFUL.
5. frank - November 23, 2009 8:21 PM
Are we sure this actually has fuck all to do with Beauty and the Beast? Plus, what's up with the way he's talking? He sounds like a reality TV host.
6. Arielle - November 23, 2009 9:55 PM
So I read this book and I have no idea what the hell is going on in that trailer. Why is his body suddenly covered in henna and why does it looked like he cut himself with a razor? Horrible! They really took some creative liberty with this one.
7. Delgo - November 24, 2009 10:49 AM
Beauty and her crease
8. che-che - November 24, 2009 10:52 AM
@7- and once you do download it be sure to shove it up your ass! YOU FUCKTARD!!!!...i hate spammers.
9. Um no - November 24, 2009 11:37 AM
How can you say "as the CBS Beauty and the Beast television series," provide the hyperlink, and still be wrong?
NBC did it. Not CBS. It's ok. You and the Superficial and Geekologie have been slipping lately.
10. Mark - November 24, 2009 12:30 PM
The Wikipedia hyperlink provided begins with, "Beauty and the Beast is an American television series which first aired on CBS in 1987." So I don't know what you're talking about.
11. Buddy Love - November 28, 2009 8:23 PM
@Um no
Torched!
12. Blah - December 1, 2009 6:46 PM
Is the beast from that old tv show the same creature that played Joshua in Season 2 of Dark Angel?
13. Mr Noddy - December 7, 2009 7:06 AM
@8 - Is a spammer a cross between a spanner and a hammer?
I hope so because I didn't know until now how much I need one.
PS - This film looks utter pish.