'Beauty and the Beast' Gets the 'Twilight' Treatment: 'Beastly' Teaser
Also the "instead of becoming an actual beast, he turns into a neo-Nazi covered in unfortunate henna tattoos and liquid metal veins" treatment:
Wow, CBS films look as good as CBS television series! Except, no, actually this doesn't look as good as the CBS Beauty and the Beast television series. And that's really saying something.
You know the story of Beauty and the Best, as lovingly told in the 1991 Disney film and later bizarrely modernized by the CBS miniseries of the same name? Well FORGET THEM. Your Beauty/Beast world is about to be changed forever. Introducing the new "Beast," a man covered in unf... / Continue →
Did you like Julie Delpy's 2007 romantic-dramedy 2 Days in Paris? Well, then just wait until you see where Julie Delpy is spending 48 hours this time! (It's New York.) Now she's ditched Adam Goldberg for Chris Rock, and sister and father have come to visit and show off their re... / Continue →
A couple being exceedingly cute and a couple breaking up: clearly, two of mankind's most painful things to endure watching as an uninvolved third party that, um, should probably get going or something. But, hey, sometimes it works as a film, so that we can look at these couple ... / Continue →
