'Beauty and the Beast' Gets the 'Twilight' Treatment: 'Beastly' Teaser

November 23, 2009 Comments

Also the "instead of becoming an actual beast, he turns into a neo-Nazi covered in unfortunate henna tattoos and liquid metal veins" treatment:

Wow, CBS films look as good as CBS television series! Except, no, actually this doesn't look as good as the CBS Beauty and the Beast television series. And that's really saying something.

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