Nov 10 2009'Battleship' Movie Will Recreate Board Game's Classic Battle of Boats Versus...
Aliens?
[Director Peter] Berg himself has said that the film is a contemporary story of an international five-ship fleet engaged in a very dynamic, violent and intense battle, BUT he didn't say anything or give any details about the enemy.THAT WAS TILL NOW.
A source has confirmed with me that the enemies will be ALIENS!
Of course. I always knew man alone didn't possess the microtechnology necessary to construct a ship only two pegs long.
Guess Who Is Trying To Sink Your Battleship [Latino Review]
Reader Comments
1. ELH - November 10, 2009 2:27 PM
All of these movies need to be released straight to DVD, that is the only way for them to be acceptable in any way shape of form.
2. James - November 10, 2009 3:38 PM
the dad on the game is posing like winona ryder below. or rachel mcadams below that.
i'm onto you and your propaganda for one-armed relaxing, mr. geekologie writer.
3. bribios - November 10, 2009 4:26 PM
I love how the box shows the males relaxing and playing a game together while the females are in the kitchen doing the dishes, content that everyone in the house with a penis is happy.
The way things should be.
4. Frank - November 11, 2009 1:25 AM
I don't... i just... sure, fine, whatever. And Candyland will be an unofficial sequel to Candyman. And Monopoly will be about robots.
5. dparks - November 11, 2009 3:11 PM
"Aww, you just sunk my massively over-sized supertanker board piece which would easily take up an entire grid row, and with just 5 hits, give or take the gaps on the piece I'm holding! Well played, Son"
6. Remegy - November 11, 2009 5:59 PM
I was just thinking the other day; "I'm surprised they haven't already made a Battleship Movie..."
I REALLY wish i hadn't.