Nov 17 2009Another 'Alice in Wonderland' Poster: Does Caterpillar Have a '60 Minutes' Segment?

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Because I'm pretty sure that's Andy Rooney's blue head on a caterpillar body. Let's investigate...

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RULING: Most likely not Andy Rooney's blue head on a caterpillar's body. But it's almost that.

Reader Comments

is the mad hatter the new protagonist in wonderland? I always thought Alice was that. Just like I though charlie was the main character in charlie and the chocolate factory. silly me...

I SO agree with you @1. Just because its Jonnhy Depp it doesn't mean he has to be the lead. C'MON TIM BURTON! I LOVE YOUR MOVIES! DON'T MESS IT UP

mad hatter looks like a fun guy....

I thought it was Elijah Wood. Oops.

That was a good call, Mark.

Actually, it is Mickey Rooney's blue head pasted on the body of a caterpillar. http://andrewstevenharris.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/mickeyrooney.jpg

well said #1

makes me not want to see this the more i see hatter

So much suck.

Hmm, seeing as Burton ruined Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by making it a movie about Willy Wonka/Johnny Depp doing a Michael Jackson impersonation, it seems fitting that he may ruin Alice in Wonderland by making it a movie about The Mad Hatter/Johnny Depp doing a ____________ impersonation.

Well, I'll always have my Pee Wee's Big Adventure DVD to fall back on just in case.

#3, i think you meant the mad hatter likes like a fungi. you get it cause like.....nevermind.

Is the effort to make Johnny Depp, the hottest man in America (according to People, that ironclad opinion-poller), look eerily like Elijah Wood, the pale Hobbit who hasn't had a hit since, some kind of weird marketing ploy? Like, we all squint at the poster in confusion and go "OH! Depp! Well then in that case I WILL see this movie!"

I just can't help picturing the Mad Hatter having the voice of Salad Fingers and spending the entire movie molesting kids. He's that creepy. This looks more like a remake of IT than of Alice in Wonderland.

Also, that Andy Rooney query is the funnies thing I've seen all day.

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