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November 15, 2009 - November 21, 2009 Archives

  • November 20, 2009
    Yeah, la dudes! Let's adopt that chipmunk attitude! Hang out in extremely narrow school hallways! Wear gilded nuts! Sing into pens even though the previous film already established you as a singing sensation capable of performing with actual microphones! If you're the one who w... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    Has Dustin Hoffman resisted the endless Focker sequel allure that has attracted such talent as Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel? Perhaps! Sources tell EW.com that there has been strife between Hoffman and the studio over the size of the part, the scheduling of the days on set ... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    Britney Spears had Crossroads; Mandy Moore had A Walk to Remember; now Miley Cyrus (or is it Hannah Montana when she's acting?) gets her shot at moving from pop songs to insipid melodrama with The Last Song. Based on a Nicholas Sparks book--like A Walk to Remember--the film see... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    So many people are doing the acting in Thor! Some people joined the cast a few days ago; one just joined today. Let's finally get to filling them all in in our Thor scrapbook, OK? Firstly, the Heat Vision blog is reporting that Idris Elba--who you may remember from The Wire, T... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Specifically, five of them. The preliminary fifteen documentaries that will be cut down to the five that will be Academy Award nominees have been announced. So, uh, here they are: -"The Beaches of Agnes," Agnès Varda, director -"Burma VJ," Anders Østergaard, director -"The Co... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Thanks to Reliance BIG Entertainment and Brad Pitt’s production company! Risky Business reports the two companies are developing Capcom's upcoming Rocketeer-looking, third-person shooter that you've never played into a feature film, with an eye for Pitt to star: “Void” centers... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Pierce Brosnan is as surprised as you. See R. Pattinson continue his bad boy boyfriend shtick while trading in sparkly vampirism for throwing things and smoking indoors (so bad!) in this trailer for Remember Me. As a bonus, you'll also get to see Pattinson get his face slammed... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    By looking at the last three mainstream films big Hollywood actors starred in within the last five years, subtracting the voice-acting parts and applying maths, Forbes has compiled a shaming list of the ten most overpaid stars, and has found that Will Ferrell earns the least ba... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Films for those with an unnatural obsession with Robert Pattinson and those without such an affliction hit theaters this weekend. Here are your options: The Twilight Saga: New Moon Director: Chris Weitz Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner Good if you wa... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    How do you like the idea of Anne Hathaway as Black Cat, Spider-Maniacs (fans of Spider-Man who are psychotic)? I ask not arbitrarily but because she might actually have been offered the role. According to Nikki Finke, producers for the superhero series have approached the Brid... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Like Old Dogs, Crazy on the Outside is one of those rare, terminal illness-style films that shows up seemingly out of nowhere and is so shocking, so heinous, that I just can't believe--refuse to believe--no matter what the charts/posters say, can really be happening. How were t... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    If I were a wolfman, I would NEVER use a wolf cane. Or even if I'm not wolfman, if there's a wolfman issue going on locally, still not using a wolf cane. Casts too much suspicion on myself. If you're in an area with a werewolf, get yourself a cane with whatever the opposite of ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    Sam Neill (Merlin, creepy red meat supporter, raptor enthusiast), Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa), Hugo Weaving (elf, evil Matrixer) and David Wenham (Faramir) have signed on to provide voices for Guardians of Ga'Hoole, Zack Snyder's upcoming film that will bring his trademark... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    No, not Winnie Cooper (thought the way she treated Kevin was sometimes kind of bullshit). Mandela! Jennifer Hudson, the former American Idol contestant who won the oscar in her first screen role in "Dreamgirls," is ready for her next challenge. Hudson will star in “Winnie,” a ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    Say you're a half-god teenager up against Uma Thurman Medusa. What sort of reflective surface do you think you could you use against her while also communicating a strong brand image? What has the necessary sheen to direct her image back at her while at the same time letting he... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    The lack of John Rhys-Davies is all that's separating this from being a SyFy original called Effigy. The French Poster for Avatar [ComingSoon]... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    As noted by one of my girlfriend sites, a search for R2-D2 in the new Star Trek has ended. (Also of note: there was a search to find R2-D2 in the new Star Trek?) The above shot has been confirmed to be the fabled cross-franchise, fan-fiction-like appearance by the droid in J.J.... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    I'm happy to report Jason Lee has not been completely broken by his experiences acting alongside CGI chipmunks. The former My Name is Earl star (I just now found out My Name is Earl is no longer being made) has two television shows and a directing project in the works. From The... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2009
    The person who posted this trailer on YouTube labeled it "bizarre," but the Japanese have created too many genuinely bizarre things to really say this is bizarre. It's more surreal, like you've woken up in a parallel universe where everything is the same, except in Japanese. Th... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    In five years, we will have no idea what any of this referencing. And we won't care, so busy we'll be enjoying whatever our new teenage monster melodrama/ridiculous t-shirt combination is.... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Don't count your Best Actor trophies (one trophy) yet, Morgan Freeman. You may do a good impression of Nelson Mandela in Invictus, M.F., but in Crazy Heart we've got Jeff Bridges in an inspirational return-to-relevance-after-fall-from-grace country singer story. That ranks just... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Because I'm pretty sure that's Andy Rooney's blue head on a caterpillar body. Let's investigate...... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Oh, no, there it is. Salt poster [JoBlo]... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Remember how annoying girls about a decade ago would sometimes be like, "Yikes, tee em eye! (Too much information!)" Well, someone thought that would make a good title for a modern feature film, and Ryan Reynolds and Anna Faris will be starring in it: Universal Pictures has ac... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Wedding BANNED. She's joining a Robin Williams movie called Wedding BANNED: Anna Faris is in negotiations to star as Robin Williams' daughter in "Wedding Banned," a romantic comedy for Touchstone. "Banned" revolves around a long-divorced couple who kidnap their daughter (Fari... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    Next Earth Day, spend the holiday the way nature intended: see some of the freaks nature has allowed to thrive in our waters with Disney's Oceans. This trailer is pretty light on the freak fare, but I imagine the actual film must include at least a few examples of deep sea th... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    Edward Woodward, the British thespian not at all related to the Watergate scandal, died today at 79. The actor is probably best known for his role as sergeant Neil Howie in The Wicker Man (it turns out there was a Wicker Man before Nic Cage's), though some may remember him for ... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    With days of ticket sales to go before NewMoonday (Friday), The Twilight Saga: New Moon has, in human history's record, become the top selling pre-sales film in Fandango history. The vampire/wolfman teen melodrama, which debuts on the 20th, currently accounts for 86% of ticket ... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    Because the studio in charge of James Bond and part of The Lord of the Rings is now taking bids. From Variety: MGM's officially for sale. The Lion said Friday afternoon that it could also find a partner or remain a stand-alone company. In a statement, MGM said it was "beginni... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2009
    Your weekend box office results. Save a tree; don't print them out this week. 1. 2012 - $65 million, a huge outpouring of support for the film's once hugely popular but now aging star, Flooding and Explosions. 2. A Christmas Carol - $22.3 million, another mediocre weekend tha... / Continue →