Oct 22 2009'The Hole (in 3D)' Poster: The Hole That Makes Everyone Look Like a Snowboarder in the Ice King's Cave
Some sort of hole, eh? And one with visible depth, no less? Color me intrigued! This is totally going to be the best hole-themed hole kids' movie since Holes.
(Thanks to Tom for alerting me to this glorious film about a vague hole, and for sharing his enjoyment of Haley Bennett's mane of 3-D hair tendrils.)
Reader Comments
1. BronsonFonda - October 22, 2009 5:42 PM
It's got Bruce Dern!
2. Remegy - October 22, 2009 6:12 PM
whats with the face on that small kid in the back? actually, whats with all of their faces?
i'm really getting tired of all these 'in 3D' s being boasted on EVERY F*CKING POSTER... i wonder if this is what people eventually felt like back when they had 'in Technicolor' plastered everywhere...
3. jaime - October 22, 2009 6:13 PM
the hole? really? it's like they want late night talk show hosts to make vagina jokes with their title.
4. FDSY - October 22, 2009 6:41 PM
Should... should i be afraid of the hole? And by hole I assume they mean vagina
5. proteon - October 22, 2009 7:25 PM
You've got "glorious" and "hole" in the same sentence and didn't go for it.
6. Just an hero - October 22, 2009 9:08 PM
Bleh there was already a movie named 'The Hole' and Keira Knightley showed her tits in it. Rent, stream or download!
7. John - October 23, 2009 6:56 AM
Oh good. Joe Dante. The man who managed to make an 80's masterpiece and then subsequently put out the worst pieces of crap imaginable including managing to take home the prize for worst *and* second worst episodes of Masters of Horror. Suddenly Spykids 3-D is starting to feel like the good old days.
8. che-che - October 23, 2009 11:16 AM
most amazing colonoscopy ever, now in IMAX 3D!!!
9. James - October 23, 2009 11:26 AM
Hey hey hey now. One crappy poster should not take away from the fact that this is still a Joe Dante horror movie! This is the man who gave us Gremlins and the Howling. Plus The Explorers, Innerspace, and Matinee.
The other posters (check my link) are better and a lot less "spy kids meet snow dogs"
10. YouAin'tJustWhislin'Dixie - October 23, 2009 12:05 PM
The title sounds like a porno taken to the next level....
11. James - October 23, 2009 12:34 PM
@9 making the worst and second worst "masters of horror" is kinda like being the most retarded kid on the short bus.
Sure it sucks, but it's not that big of an insult given the competition...
Then again I haven't seen Dante's episodes... but the idea of anything being worse than Fair Haired Child is too absurd for my brain to process.
12. Jonathan - October 23, 2009 2:05 PM
Nice to see poster design not ending the use of the font Serpentine with the Lethal Weapon poster series.
http://www.theawesometrain.blogspot.com/
13. Dan - October 23, 2009 4:41 PM
I think there has been at least 10 movies called "The Hole" in the last decade (without counting the porn ones). I wonder what's with this title...
14. Frank - October 25, 2009 2:10 AM
It's about two gay dudes terrified of... well you know.
15. Thomas - October 25, 2009 5:47 PM
You've got to pay the troll toll if you want to take the boy's hole.