Oct 20 2009'Spy Next Door' Trailer: The Rock Sadly Was Not Available For This Picture
You think being a spy is hard, Jackie Chan? Try supervising three children! And a PIG! (Cue record screech):
Ha! Yeah, Billy RC! Babysitting is hard!
I really thought Billy Ray Cyrus as a doctor was the most absurd casting choice someone could make involving the singer of "Achy Breaky Heart," but Billy Ray Cyrus the Spy is giving it a run for its money.
Reader Comments
1. Mark Farson - October 20, 2009 2:03 PM
This is like Mr. Nanny for a whole new generation!
2. John - October 20, 2009 2:16 PM
I miss old school Jackie Chan. WHY JACKIE, WHY?!
3. che-che - October 20, 2009 2:44 PM
@ john- cause the dude is like 60 years old.
4. Sithlord - October 20, 2009 2:54 PM
noooooo.... 60 minus, like 2 years... duh!
5. Jonathan - October 20, 2009 3:05 PM
HOE-LEE CRAP. Seriously, I knew that would be bad but WOW, that is awful. http://www.theawesometrain.blogspot.com/
6. FDSY - October 20, 2009 5:10 PM
WHAT TEH HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
They showed scenes from the Tuxedo. That is sooooo... this isn't the sequel? Because that would make NO sense.
7. jackie chan fan - October 20, 2009 5:33 PM
why are you doing this jackie chan? why not just makes the jackie chan adcentures the movie. that would be better than this.
8. topher - October 20, 2009 5:44 PM
sad...
so very, very sad.
9. jaime - October 21, 2009 2:50 PM
i've learned to expect a certain amount of crapiness from jackie's movies, which i take gladly because, you know, they are jackie chan movies and they're fun to look at once or twice on cable on a rainy saturday afternoon.
but i must say that billy ray cirus, "why can't we be friends", and that awful punkish song on the second half of the trailer completely ruin the trailer.
10. What - October 21, 2009 11:04 PM
only my mommy can dress me, that was a VERY pedophile moment!!!!!!!!
Your sick Jackie, your very sick!!!!!!
11. Jack E Chan - October 22, 2009 12:01 AM
Best movie evarrrr!
12. James - October 22, 2009 12:28 AM
Cool trailer - now I don't need to watch the movie. The kids eventually help him, the mom eventually realises the secret and goes along in a goofy way and the little terrors finally respect him after he demonstrates his spy prowess? Gravel-voice announcer? Damnit, all I need to know now is WHY the bad guys are after him! Tell me, trailer, tell ME!
13. Matt - October 23, 2009 12:42 PM
Seriously, what the fuck?
14. ORANGE - October 23, 2009 6:43 PM
Respect to Jackie, movie blows though.
15. Kyle - October 24, 2009 3:57 AM
Does anyone remember when Jacky Chan was a legitimate actor? I'm having a hard time remembering when he was good and this movie isn't helping
16. NINJAYA - October 24, 2009 4:18 PM
Oh joy, a movie about a dad who's daughter is a cash cow, an actor who used to be great and some guy who you only see on the CW. Depressing.
17. sully - October 26, 2009 5:06 PM
did anyone else notice scenes from tuxedo cut into the beginning?
18. Ric - October 26, 2009 7:12 PM
Cool, they showed the best parts on the trailer. No need to watch the movie.
I'm going to download this movie or at least watch this on live stream. Waste 'o Monies. :)
19. thecoolerist - October 27, 2009 10:09 AM
I'm very sick atm and that trailer did the opposite of helping me feel better.