Oct 7 2009'Skyscraper' Outtakes: Not Every Anna Nicole Smith Performance Was As Flawless As 'Naked Gun 33⅓'

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Believe it or not, Anna Nicole Smith didn't knock every take in her 1996 Die Hard rip-off, Skyscraper, out of the park. Even our greatest actors have their off days, and she's no exception. Which is great for us, because these insane outtakes are the most amazing way we could ever hope to remember America's Princess:

Rest in peace, you beautiful helicopter pilot.

(via reddit)

Reader Comments

8TH! man she must have been raised on goofballs, i mean can someone really be that stupid without pharmaceuticals?

What a retarded, drug addled blob.

i can't believe this!
when i was about 12 i saw this on the tv, then a couple of years ago i tried to remember what movie it was, i thought it was with that actress from the femme nikita, no luck.
finally, i know which movie it is. i must see it again, no matter how crappy it is... (2.2/10 imdb)

I guess even the shittiest movies out there had potential to be even worse. Who would've thought.

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You wanna fuck me?

Well FUCK THIS.

[BLAM]

God Bless us all. Someone actually approved and funded this movie.

i can't believe this!
when i was about 12 i saw this on the tv, then a couple of years ago i tried to remember what movie it was, i thought it was with that actress from the femme nikita, no luck.
finally, i know which movie it is. i must see it again, no matter how crappy it is... (2.2/10 imdb)

nips at 2:29 woohoo!

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shes ugly and stoned damn it

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how was she worth anybody's time? who's gonna pay an 'actress' who needs to be fed her lines

.......pun??

....painful

hahahahahahahahaha!!

i dont belive this

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Genius.

Good grief, how could those other actors keep a straight face?

wow, that was about as painful as it was humorous. that director had to be pulling his hair out by the fistful over that casting decision.

We are still not late for her posthumous oscar award nomination

Now we know why God smote her dead.

Wow. That is possibly the worst set of outtakes ever. I mean, outtakes are bad, but normally not THAT bad. There's no way she wasn't on drugs for these.

Man she realllllly feel from grace after her Guess jeans ad's.

The 90's were def her decade. Not so much the 2000's

http://www.flickr.com/photos/97197816@N00/384677732/

Now now...she redeemed herself in Hudsucker Proxy...probably because they kept her from speaking, but still...

I can't wait for the time when the world forgets her.

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Anna was so funny and sooo genuine. She just met too many wicked  people in her life who took advantage of her. Yes! People! The cruelest of ALL species!
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"People" is species now? I guess stupid is contagious and can be transfered by internet movies.

Snatch goblin-

I would like to be a major player in the twink scene, but I am almost 30. Am i too old?

haha. a few years back i lived in an apartment building and my next door neighbor was just like that. she talked just like her. even had blonde hair. but my neighbor was quit a bit older. but anyway- she was always soo pilled out. she even used to give me some of her shit lol. but one time she knocked on my door soo effed up i could hardly understand her. she kept asking if i had her vhs tapes of miami vice in that same voice anna nichole talks with( the slurry- i took too many xanex voice)! i had to tell her "no, i don't have ur freakin miami vice tapes!" like 10 times b4 she left.

Geez, she can barely stand up, every word is slurred. "I'm leaving your hairspace" ...a clue her brain is permanently turned off. It is all funny and horrible at the same time. I am gobsmacked anyone would fund that mess.

Give her a posthumous Oscar!!!

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The 90's were def her decade. Not so much the 2000's

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