Oct 20 2009Selena Gomez Will Know 'What Boys Want', Besides the Obvious
The Waitresses can expect their royalty checks soon. New Line has announced plans to make a What Women Want-style mind-reading comedy wherein "women" is replaced by "boys" and "Mel Gibson" is replaced with "some girl from the Disney Channel":
New Line's decided to find out "What Boys Want," snapping up the comedy pitch by Amy Andelson and Emily Meyer and attaching teen star Selena Gomez to topline and Kevin Misher to produce.Story centers on a teenage girl who can hear what men are thinking.
New Line's in final negotiations with the 17-year-old Gomez, who has built a huge fanbase from her role in the Disney Channel series, "The Wizards of Waverly Place."
Sadly, as brilliant as this idea is, guys, Dave Chappelle beat you by a few years:
Even more sadly, you know the film won't have a single line even close to as on-the-nose as "I want to have doggy-style sex with her."
Reader Comments
1. first haha - October 20, 2009 6:37 PM
FIRST
2. first haha - October 20, 2009 6:38 PM
and this crap won't be any good because it won't be rated R. Cuz you all KNOW how we think. I can't imagine this film having Selena kistening as a 19 year old glances at her ass and starts thinking about cumming into the hole and letting her fart it back out into a wine glass.
3. Prof - October 20, 2009 7:52 PM
LOL @ 2! You actually made me do a spit take, but seriously us guys do think of weird shit like that and so much MUCH worse. Women really don't don't want or need to know what guys are really thinking.
4. nice - October 20, 2009 8:19 PM
Selena Gomez........nice piece of jailbait. @2 - you made me bust out laughing also, good job.
5. agriff - October 20, 2009 11:30 PM
That's a three minute movie... sex and beer.
6. something to go - October 21, 2009 12:29 AM
If this movie isn't at least R-rated, It will be epic failure. Hell, I think we might need an NC-17 if anyone i know were in it.
7. Rod-Man - October 21, 2009 12:39 AM
The Chappelle version is hilarious. I'd like to say everyone in this thread is being stereotypical but sadly, they're right. A 17 year old girl that looks like Selena Gomez is only making guys want one thing. We're not thinking of how we look or how we're acting. First thing is what you would do to her, maybe some of that stuff comes later. Of course, any movie this Disney chick is in is destined to fail so it doesn't matter.
8. jeeps - October 21, 2009 4:14 AM
mind reading waitress, isn't that ripped off from true blood
9. Rancid - October 21, 2009 8:41 AM
How would this very young girl NOT be picking up thoughts of creepy men who are more than twice her age? Her only reading the minds of age-appropriate boys makes this incredibly stupid concept even more stupid (if that's possible).
Just because something is for kids doesn't excuse it being so moronic that it insults the children who watch it.
10. Cinema Obsessed - October 21, 2009 11:18 AM
If she's reading the minds of 17 year old boys, it will be nothing but filth. Definitely not family friendly material. If Disney's involved they'll tone it down, but then it won't be realistic at all.
11. che-che - October 21, 2009 11:34 AM
i'd fuck her.
12. Dr.Necropolis - October 21, 2009 11:57 AM
Yeah, R rating, no way... NC-17, Nuh-uh...this would have to be a straight to video release and most likely wouldn't even be legal in the US... At heart all men over the age of 15 are dirty old men, which is why we are so awesome
13. JANGO - October 21, 2009 11:59 AM
You want to know what I'm thinking, Selena?
BOIOIOIOIOINNG
14. leujin - October 21, 2009 1:17 PM
Even more surprising is that this idea was done by MadTV several years ago. You know it's a bad idea when it's something that MadTV thought of first.
15. richardG - October 21, 2009 3:05 PM
You know they will have metro-sexual men/boys in the movie who are worried about their appearence and style. The movie will not be long enough for a true 17 yr adolence boy.
How are they going to stretch out a minimum of a 90-minute movie with boys who think "Dam she's hot, I can't wait to go home to FAP"
16. I believe I told you my name in my earlier post, thank you very much - October 22, 2009 10:54 AM
biggest head since Roy the Musketeer
17. Frank - October 25, 2009 2:39 AM
@19: mmm don't worry, I've got something that will fit that big head perfectly... in 9 months! Easy, easy, I said 9 months!
18. you know who - October 27, 2009 3:46 PM
LOl this is fantastic, total rip from true blood, recycled plus if this is disney it will hold true to racist, i cant wait to see when she is sitting white folks down and some black folks, chicken for the colored and macoroni for the whites.