Selena Gomez Will Know 'What Boys Want', Besides the Obvious
October 20, 2009 Comments
The Waitresses can expect their royalty checks soon. New Line has announced plans to make a What Women Want-style mind-reading comedy wherein "women" is replaced by "boys" and "Mel Gibson" is replaced with "some girl from the Disney Channel":
New Line's decided to find out "What Boys Want," snapping up the comedy pitch by Amy Andelson and Emily Meyer and attaching teen star Selena Gomez to topline and Kevin Misher to produce.Story centers on a teenage girl who can hear what men are thinking.
New Line's in final negotiations with the 17-year-old Gomez, who has built a huge fanbase from her role in the Disney Channel series, "The Wizards of Waverly Place."
Sadly, as brilliant as this idea is, guys, Dave Chappelle beat you by a few years:
Even more sadly, you know the film won't have a single line even close to as on-the-nose as "I want to have doggy-style sex with her."